U think when a girl pulls down an unsnipped dudes foreskin that shit be stankin? She like "dah"
Clean yo shit clean niggas it ain't hard!!
Why is there always pubic hair in the urinals?! Serious wth.
idk man it's fucked doe
how long have you been playing bass, and who are some of your inspirations when it comes to bass?
I've been playing bass for like 5 yrs? Haha I honestly don't have a lot of people I look to for inspiration (probably why I'm not that great) I'm really into Victor Wooten and Cliff Burton is the reason I wanted to play bass in the first place.
is it true that when Jake sleeps on tour you lightly place your ballsacks on his eyelids to relieve stress?
Nigga stresses??? I'm always driving or sleeping so I don't have time for that hahah
Do you think that one day, you'll be able to spread your butt cheeks and fly?
I wish for it everyday
what age did you lose your virginity?
17
is it true that you once fed a dog rotten curry knowing that it would have fucked up diarhea and then as it was about to shit you tied it down so you could put your nose between its bumcheeks as the dog straight up let it rip into your nose as you let it drip down onto your lips while you licked it?
AGAIN WITH THE CURRY!
have you ever gotten a craft knife and lightly sliced a small opening on the outer layer of your scrotum and then peeled out the outer skin with your bare hands and removed it completely, revealing your scrotum flesh and used the skin you peeled off as a facemask that you put on before masturbating?
O__O bazaar
Who was the first person you ever got an erection over?
Kimberly the pink ranger
Would you let Mike Shinoda sit on your face and let out a huge runny wet turd covered in blood and curry?
you really like curry
Do you have a foreskin? Are you cut?
foreskin mah niqqa
Do you have a hairy bumcrack?
yes
listen to my band. we're called Sworn In.
sworn in are my dudes
Is it true that you boil a pot full of hot steaming curry so you can squat over it and spread your buttcheeks so the essence in the steam of the curry fills your anal hole giving you a spicy butthole?
omfg how do you come up with this
Do you ever pull off your pubic hairs and use them to floss out the smegma that ferments under your foreskin and then floss so hard that the back of your glans starts to bleed with the smegma seeping into your penile flesh?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
What are your thoughts on people who come into your house with smelly feet?