Don't listen to your inner fatty!
She's evil, she misses waffles.

Some days, I amaze myself.
Other days, I look for my phone while I'm talking on it.

It's 2:46 am and I can hear a baby crying.
PS. there is no baby in my house.

scrolling down the questions after almost a year, and I don't even know why.

Me: Nashrah paisay chahiye...
Sis: kyun abhi kal tou liye thay tunay, theyka lia hai mein ne?
Me: nahi tera birthday gift lena hai😂
*Roasted*😑😑😑😑😑

Friends
House of Cards
White Collar
Suits

A Potato 😉

When you don't have enough money to pay the restaurant bill 😂😂😂

HAIN??!!! WAQAI??!!!
aaj suraj kahan se nikla hai?? 😂😂😂