I absolutely hate the NW 40mph winds with sideways rain. I'm not like in fear of my life or anything it just rips my hood off and keeps me pissed off constantly.
Did you go to prom?
4. 2 in Arkansas. 2 in Washington.
Would you rather have no sense of smell or no sense of taste?
Incorrect. There were human beings that possesed both sets of genitalia FAR before gender identity was a talking point.
Do you have a nice family ?
Other people seem to think so. I live on the other side of the country and am not that close to them.
What is the healthiest thing to get from McDonalds?
You're at McDonalds just play with your happy meal toy the adults are trying to figure out how to inluded their toy next time.
How is the weather ?
Looks warm.
Do you like old people ?
I hate all humans being on this planet as equally as possible.
What can people learn from animals?
Which animals to stay away from
How long has your longest ever phone call been?
4 hours
What's something that can always make you feel better?
Watching someone I don't care for take a HARD fall. Always hilarious.
Are you bored?
Constantly
What color are your eyes?
Hazel
Have you ever became friends again with someone that you had lost touch with?
In this day and age you don't "lose touch." You were either a selfish asshole that did not bother to reach out or they were. What was someone stranded on an Island?
What is something you have accomplished as an adult that your younger self would be proud of?
Have not gotten a divorce. Have not married either but I was 50/50 on the idea of marriage to begin with.
Is there a such thing as happily ever after?
Maybe. It would be disheartening to think you could be in a "living Hell" with no chance of getting a little "piece of Heaven" as well.
Piercings? If so, how many?
None.
What's the most common assumption made about you that's completely false?
Most people hear my accent and then assume they are more intelligent than I am. It's a trap; they're not. I just didn't want to sound like a chick and most males in the PNW sound effeminate.
Do you like politics?
Yes. I don't like how everyone thinks their opinion matters (it doesn't) but the most ANNOYING people are the ones who bitch and complain yet don't vote. Shut up fuck you if you can't take the three seconds to check a fucking box you say nothing ever and be happy we as a society have not just thrown you into the wild to fend for yourself.