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I hated marley and associates so much they were super annoying. but i like how the series actually progressed and moved on in time bc some shows everyone's just 16 for 830284729 years

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Bart Simpson had been 10 years old for over 20 years so nothing can be that bad lmfao

biology makes me cry, no joke. why did i take it?

U TELL ME, GIRL. IT'S THE WORST SUBJECT IN EXISTENCE. WORSE THAN PHYSICS. (yeah, I said it. Physics!)

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YOUR COURSEWORK WAS DYSTOPIA? TELL ME MORE

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It was set in a totalitarian world where the government banished self expression and everyone had to wear the same clothes. Literature, art, music, hobbies and any form of expression were illegal because they promoted opinions and opinions blossomed into ideas and ideas could lead to a revolution. But this 'rebel' chick (total good girl, actually) staggered into a carnival by accident which was then busted by police raiders and she got caught in the elephant stampede of people escaping.
(that's putting it really, really lightly.)
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WTF. do you know how painful it was to go through huck finn and catcher in the rye. my eyes were literally bleeding by christmas

Lololol... I would feel sorry for you but I'll reserve that for the Devil's Spawn (biology).

MY CLASS IS ON THE FOURTH FLOOR consider ur self lucky

Blimey, that sucks balls.
*hands you an oxygen mask to help you catch your breath when you conquer all 2301840 steps*

YOU BETTER FINISH IT IT ENDED LIKE A MONTH AGO IM SO SAD

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(but it turned to wank after Rachel and the crew graduated. i don't think Marly and the new kids are that good tbh.)

the way you write Elysian is just...is there a name for that type of writing? and how did you learn to write in that style?

Uh... *looks left and right*
I mean, the style is my own, it's like a mix of poetry (20%) and prose (80%)... so the name is the Kaddy Style(s) [SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!! i'm such a dork lmfao]
No, but for real. I'd say I read a lot of poetry on Tumblr so that inspires my writing. And I read A LOT on Greek mythology (not the actual tales but amazing, divine, god-like, modernised versions on Greek myths by people on Tumblr. Which was really inspiring.)
And really chill music like Daughter, I guess?
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when British ppl say bloody it sounds so cool like everything's bloody bloody bloody ((: and same i have a super intimate relationship with food ❤️ also yES GLEE IS BABE ???

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GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IS SPECTACULAR (only up to season 3, duh)

we had to do it on the them of escape and my essay ended up being 1720 words. we're with aqa tho. yours sounds interesting though. we spent a year reading huckleberry finn and catcher in the rye and it was terrible.

Oh. Shit.
I'm studying 'The Bloody Chamber' by Angela Carter which is fairy tale retellings but with sex, violence and feminism (which is right up my street because sex and violence. I mean, c'mon! That's awesome). Ok, ok...now I feel like a whiny bitch for complaining. AQA sounds really bad. Christ.

did you have to do it for the coursework? Coz I literally had to write only 500-800 words. ONLY. For the part b and it was literally just the only thing i liked the entire year

yeah but my coursework was 1750 words so it was fairly longer. and the theme was dystopia which was even cooler. but the exam section of Edexcel is wank.
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i only took it bc creative writing but thats at a2 so i cried for like months.

Same. Although I got to do creative writing this year which was a bonus but the piece I wrote is only like 5% of my final grade so...
*cries harder*
*contributes to your ocean of tears*
*which forms a tsunami that wipes out every exam board in the world*

??? ur life sounds gr8 man but what school has stairs like ??? on the other hand that'd be cool bc then i could push ppl i hate down the stairs and commit 37953490 murders everyday

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bloody hell, Ivy. you're a violent little 'un, aren't you? wow *starts singing the Glee Cast version of True Colours*
but I'm complaining about going UP the stairs. i mean, let's be real here. the only person dying on those stairs will be me and my thunder thighs ;P

between the both of us we take all the sciences and like two types of maths (if that's not a sign i don't know what is)

*claws eyes out because of the love-hate relationship with English Lang&Lit*

hahahahaHA that's cute aw what do you do in Britain ? like hobbies and do you like sit and talk to listen to ur accent all day wait oops that sounds cocky im like so curious about England haha

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Wake up
Shower
Dress cute (aka the hobo look)
Eat (half a toast)
Go school (dies running up 2 flights of stairs)
Pray for imminent death
Go home with tonnes of homework
Go on Tumblr
Write
Write
Write
Looks at homework
Shrugs
Gets yelled at for writing past midnight
Shrugs
Gets yelled at more
Prays for imminent death
Dies
Remembers all the assignments due tomorrow
Comes back to life to complete them
Then proceeds to die
Remembers to set alarm
Stays dead until 11am
Realises that class started 9am
Shrugs
Shrugs some more
Gets yelled at
Shrugs
Gazes at computer
Smiles
Writes
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literally everyone British likes fish & chips lmao its hella popular but im sitting here like what even is it ?????28:' i wonder if British kids have ice cream. hm. bc if u don't then ur lives must suck bc ice cream is and forever will be everything sry i rant like a kid when i talk bout food ❤️

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OF COURSE WE HAVE ICE CREAM. HELL. WE HAVE ICE LOLLIES TOO. SIT DOWN. *throws ice cream cones at you like daggers*

u writing in somali just killed me. hahaha, ha-ye waan barana (i have no clue how to spell that or if i'm even saying it properly bc my somali is shit) i take chem. bio. english lit&lang and maths

we are spirit animals. da fuq shit wow.
Hello, twin. Nice to meet you... *extends hand*
(I take f.maths, chem, physics and lang&lit)
like I said, we're basically spirit animals.

so what are some of your favorite British foods that Americans simply have to try??? also im literally addicted to French fries just saying ok ahjdkdlekd

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Fish and chips are my favourite. I'm not a real traditionalist but everyone has to try a Full English Breakfast one time in their life which is sausages, bacon, eggs, beans, toast and chips (if I'm correct).
Some people rage about shepherd's pie all the time but I don't like it. Or anything with meat that much.

i had to go google that up.........and they're fish sticks ??????? im disappointed i thought American fish sticks would have some sick British name but nooo lets just go the boring way and change "sticks" to "fingers"

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FISH FINGERS
FINGERS!!!!!!
Fingers.
f i n g e r s -_____-
(you guys really call it fish sticks? hahaha, it sounds kinda cute)

WHAT ARE FISH FINGERS WAIT ARENT THOSE LIKE FRENCH FRIES

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lol
(no really, I laughed out loud. you're so cutely unaware of the most amazing treat I had for dinner as a kid it makes me wanna cry.)
*still lol-ing*

i can try my best (seriously i love you)

Please do! Trust me, you only have a month and a bit left. Just give yourself one last push and you'll be twerking your arse all over the walls when you come out with amazing grades in August. And you'll be able to apply to ANY university you want. ANY. Imagine that: first pick, first choice and no setbacks :')

*raises hand* amERICAN chICK, but dude i wanna be British so I can just listen to myself talk and eat biscuits and drink tea w/ the queen and more British-y things

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SEE WHAT I MEAN. YOU GUYS ARE NUTS AHAHAHAHA. WHO THE HELL HAS TEA AND BISCUITS???? (lol me. everyday. mmmm. and fish fingers. not together though. ergh. gross.)
(but having tea with the queen is about as likely as growing five heads out of my arse, all of them wearing the faces of 1D)

yesyesyesyesyes oui, si, hai, ja, sim, ken, gee (i can't write yes in other languages anymore)

Ha-ye, wax baro. go go go go, revise for the both of us. You have C1 in eleven days and I have FP1 in twelve days *cries*
(what subjects are you taking this year?)

crying bc pll happens to be my favorite show. also glee. i enjoy twd too. but it's alright. why don't you like comedies ? you seem like a funny person

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I like British humour because I get it and we're crude fuckers but all the comedies that my older sister watches (she's the Queen of Comedy) are American and. I. just. dont. understand. america.
or their lame ass jokes.
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#WeAllKnowUrBlackWidowBcShesBadassAndAnAssasin(and scarlett johanson)

*struts a pose*
*flips hair over shoulder*

i love misfits so much. nathan is just my spirit animal i s2g. aot is life. i've only watched one episode of fullmetal alchemist. but it seems good so far. (why isn't this alchemy shit real. bc i wouldn't mind being able to do that) htgawm = holy fuck. analise. maRRY ME. I want to be on gogglebox

SAME OMG. SHOULD WE MAKE A FAKE FAMILY AND APPLY TO BE ON GOGGLEBOX????
sayyesSAYYESpleeeaaasseeeee.

inshallah (here's hoping) (( you're supercalifragilisticexpialidocious bc there aren't any other words that do u justice))

If you don't understand any topics then hit me up and I'll explain them to you. I'm not joking when I say that maths is my strongest subject. I did my AS Maths in Year 10 so if you need any help just message me the question, book page/past paper question and I'll work out the solution for you on paper or video and post it. okay? anything you need, any question... all you gotta do is ask.
just don't fail this year. can you do that for me?

what other anime/tv shows do u like besides aot ??

Oh, man this is gonna be long *rubs hands together mischievously*
So far I've watched Attack on Titan, bits of Deathnote and I just started Fullmetal Alchemist.
But TV shows are my thaaaaannng:
- The Vampire Diaries
- Revenge
- Orange is the New Black (the bants in this show are for real so hilarious. i think i busted both lungs watching this.)
- Skins (so relatable but a bit too tumblresque)
- Misfits (HILARIOUS. GOOD.)
- Gogglebox (favourite!!!)
- The 100 (just as addicting as AoT, I s2g.)
- How To Get Away With Murder (soooooooooooooooooooo cool)
- GAME OF FUCKING THRONES BECAUSE ITS MY FAVOURITE BOOK SERIES TOO.
I can't think of any more off the top of my head. I don't like comedies at all. Just violence and sex and mysteries (basically sums up GoT :P)
Shit I started and will never finish:
- Pretty Little Liars (worst show. ugh. never again.) *throws up everywhere*
- Once Upon A Time
- The Walking Dead

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ok i thought you were cool but you're more than that, you're a bloody lifesaver. i've never felt so good about myself bc i kiind of get a few topics in c2 thanks to examsolutions (i spent all morning on there) SO THANK YOU SO MUCH! (seriously, you have no idea how grateful i am like idek how to feel

Just repay me with that straight motherfucking A for C1, C2 and S1 (or M1) and I'll buy you the world's weight in chocolate and gold, I promise ❤

What do you think of dressing up pets?

"Say cheese!"
"Christ, Mom. We're too old for this shit."
"Now, now, kids. Don't pull such a long face. It's Halloween, so smile for the camera."
What do you think of dressing up pets
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i am officially caught up with two modules and i'm pretty certain i'd atleast get a b/a on them but the last one (core 2) is literally such a mind fvck but i'm staying behind after school and bugging the head of maths bc core 2 is my krytonite tbh.

C2 is only tough because of trig and differentiation and because there are so many topics to cover it can dizzy you from time to time.
Seriously don't panic. You still have long enough to scrape a good grade if you make sure to do all the past papers. Use Examsolutions (a lifesaver, I s2g) to go through topics you don't understand.
Trust me, girl. You got this covered.

what animes have you watched?

I've only started getting into anime recently. I used to watch Deathnote ages ago but couldn't get into it. And as a kid I watched Pokemon, Dragon Ball-Z and Yu-Gi-Oh, y'know... the one's that used to come on really early in the morning on Sunday's. I used to wake up at 6am to watch them :')
But I just started watching Fullmetal Alchemist and it seems cool so far :D
why? are you gonna recommend me your favs? *slow smirk* (please do!)
(gaaaahhh. my tummy is still flipping left, right and centre over AoT. never in my life did I think an anime could do this to me. so so so so so so so so so so SO good.)

Do you play any online games?

does it count if I watch Teens React play games??
*whispers* EVERYONE GO PLAY 'HAPPY WHEELS' RIGHT NOW AND HAVE FUN LAUGHING YOUR ARSE OFF UNTIL TOMORROW.
(u can thank me later :))

What have been the most important decisions in your life?

Clearly not many. I mean, look at me right now.
My life is literally sleep, revise and Tumblr.
(90% Tumblr. Too much Tumblr. Failing bc of Tumblr.)
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i have no idea ugh but the live action sounds cool ??

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I can't wait to see it but I'm dyinnngggggg over here just wishing for season 2.
dying
so hard
because Attack on Titan
is the best anime I've watched
AND I WANT SEASON 2 RIGHT NO
i want it so bad. SO bad.
*cries forever and ever and ever while dying so bad*
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everyone's been complaining about her since the beginning of the year and no one's listened to us. like if ur gonna give us some senile woman to teach us atleast make sure she can string together at least more than 5 words an hour. she's retiring at xmas but i'd already have failed bc of her tho

don't do that. don't fail a subject because of your teacher. don't let her retire and get fat off her pension in some fucking sunny village south of motherfucking Spain while you sit through the same class again with a different set of kids. younger ones who will remind you, day in and day out, that they can do what you couldn't get through.
be your own teacher. go out and read up on the topics. ask other teachers in the faculty for help. srsly, you're better than a fail in one test that you gave up too soon without trying.
and if you think that I'm joking let me tell you right now that i did what you're doing now this time last year.
i did nothing.
and went on to fail the whole fucking year.

#ImTheSomaliIronManBcHesRichAndShit you made my day btw so thanks a lot (i had maths and my maths teacher is so shit i'm gonna fail my as exams and then probably like beat her up and go to juvie tbh)

Oh no, damn it. Smack him upside the head until he's so dizzy he sees numbers instead of tweeting birds. Maybe then he'll have something useful to teach your class lmfao #SomaliCaptainAmericaGivingSomeGoodAssShitAdvice

u are cool and i am not worthy (that fangirl moment i had when i found out you were somali too)

You're not cool bc you're coolER than the rest of us #SomaliSquadUnitesLikeTheAvengersHahahaha

levi is such a mysterious character he's so interesting and yess its gonna cause a lot more shit to go down with mikasa & Levi prob also i think they're making a live action/movie for aot !¡!! SO EXCITING AH

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omg really?
but what about season 2? -____-

i personally love eren haha and omfg mikasa is badass af she's gr8 man

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but he's full of so much teen angst and he makes so many grunting sounds when he's mad hahahaha. no but he's great. the whole show is.
I just can't deal with how hot Levi is sometimes. He's so moody and closed off it makes my heart beat faster lmfao.
have you noticed that he has the same surname as Mikasa? They're clearly related. i cant wait to find out what the producers are gonna spin with that storyline :D
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AOT IS SO GOOD OMFG ❤️❤️ aot=attack on titan ?

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ATTACK ON TITAN IS LIFEEEEEE *dies from the feels*
Levi is /such/ a badass and Mikasa is so cool and Armin makes me feel warm and Eren is just dumb as fuck all the time. Like, why you so angry all the time, mate? Chill the fuck out.:')
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If the walls of your room could speak, what do you think they would say?

"We see you, Dee. You might think that the pillow is your only go-to but you always turn around to face us when you can't sleep. We see you, Dee. And we're here with you. Stay strong."
OR
"Pssssssstttt! Yo! Wake up. THERE'S A MURDERER IN THE ROOM. WAKE UP. BITCH, W A K E U P."
OR
"Stop making out with that poster of Logan Lerman because you're kinda making out with us at the same time and that's gross. You're gross. Get a life, ugh."
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Which country are u from?

My parents are Somalian. Mum is from Mogadishu (the capital city) and my dad's family live in Kenya so I just side eye him when he starts to speak in Swahili like we're something outta The Lion King. Like mate, I'm barely with it when they urge me to speak in my native tongue, let alone Swahili. Mum can speak Italian, Somali, Arabic and English.
But /I/ failed GCSE French (ok so I barely scraped a C but still). You can totally understand why I question my real birth parents all the time ;P

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