Beta pyaar sai 1. Na bill jama hota hai 2. Na petrol ata hai 3. Na khana, na peena 4. Na bijli, paani, gas 5. Na cable, net 6. Na sofa sai matching parday 7. Na parday sai matching cushionsPyaar sai sirf bacha ata hai aur woh b elehda kharcha hai
@daZlingmaNoHappy birthday saniya kaleem, aka, I don't have a name for you, aka, best friend of ask, aka, you know most of my shit and you always motivate me.Since its your birthday and I ain't good at writing stuffs so here is a bit of what saniya is. You all just can like so she doesnt kill me.1. Saniya is an engineer, which means she is good with two things, engineering and larkon sai kaam nikalwana.2. Saniya gives you the best advises in life. A real motivator. If you feel like there is nothing good in life or you want to die or you have nothing to live for, she will always suggest you the easiest and safest way to kill yourself3. Saniya is very friendly. She friend zone you like its her occupation4. Saniya is a true friend. A friend in need is a friend indeed, unless you're having an issue with your car. She aint into cars. I don't know why chick don't dig sweet rides5. Saniya loves music. Her taste varies from a contemporary sahir lodhi to versatile amir liaqat.Saniya by this time you have wished to murder me but its okay, cause its your birthday. I bid you the best birthday ever. And may you live long so I could bug you even more
1. Elder siblings be like: mama papa k baad hm tmharay mama papa hain, chalo paani la kardo2. Younger siblings: mama Bhai computer nahi deh raha3. Elder sister: you're adopted4. Ama: Talal (elder brother) anday leh k ayo After repeating for the 10th time, TALAL SUNAI NAHI DEH RAHA? Talal Bhai: mama Talha ja raha hai Me: Bhai wutt?