If you could perfectly speak any 3 languages what would it be?
English, Spanish, Hebrew. Korean would be next on my list.
Do you believe in aliens?
The possibility of life on other planets is too great to deny. The possibility of life from other planets probing the asses of our mentally deficient and refusing to communicate with our most intelligent is just too ridiculous for me to really even acknowledge. What if anal probes are really devices used to season us from the inside so that we're tastier snacks?
Would legalizing marijuana be a good thing or bad thing?
Anything that will take away the one thing stoners have to talk and complain about is a good thing. I hate marijuana. I fucking HATE it. The smell, the taste, the feel. Fuck it all. But not smoking is my choice, and I do not feel I have the right, not do I want the right to tell any adult what they can or cannot out into their own damn body. It is THEIR body, after all.
Some think, "that's where food comes from!" Some think, "danger!" Polar bears think, "that is food!" Most, however, do not think about us at all. Cats think all of the above is no particular order throughout the day, as well as, "that is my slave. My stupid stupid slave."
What is one thing that many people don't know about you?
Most people know me through my words. I talk like an arrogant asshole. Very narcissistic. My actions, however, are the exact opposite. I'm actually quite selfless and self deprecating. My arrogance is meant to be taken as self deprecating sarcasm.
I'm not interesting enough for people to gossip about. Though a few months ago I met a neighbor at the mailbox that thought I was a gigolo and refused to believe otherwise. I guess that is gossip. I just don't understand why he thought I slept with every lady that comes over. I just have more lady friends than dude friends. Does this look like the face of someone ladies would pay for a good time with? I think not.
If you feel stressed what would you do to reduce it?
Go for a run or for a drive usually. Lately I've been painting, and it really helps. When I have Xekan with me I just listen to him talk about anything he wants to talk about and the rest of the world disappears.
Hard to say. I've never met a beautiful person that wasn't also intelligent, but that may just be my brain convincing me that someone stupid is smart simply because I am attracted to them. Or it could be that I am seeing unattractive people as attractive because I like their brain. I mean, one of the most beautiful women I've ever had the pleasure of knowing, just happens to be the smartest and most talented person I have ever met. Are my eyes deceiving me when I look at her and go weak in the knees? So I am either far more shallow than I thought, or far less shallow than I imagined. Or, just maybe, the whole idea behind "brains or beauty" is bullshit that isn't worth my goddamn time. The world may never know.
I doubt it does. It is more likely that you focus so much on the rain, you miss the sunshine that follows. Or, it may be because you never think to pack an umbrella.
If you could influence people like a celebrity does, how would you use it for the benefit of the planet?