Where did your money go?
Theres a hole in daddy's arm, where all the money goes.
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Misba T. Awan
Unaizah Baloch
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phir yun huwa k ...??
Phir i realized the monster wasn't under my bed, it also wasn't in my head. It's always been in my pants. 😨
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Unaizah Baloch
Who would win an epic battle between Superman and Batman?
Marvel and DC bank accounts
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Is it more important to be happy or to be fulfilled?
And not Hoe way duh?
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Whowaythe
What do you think hurts more? Losing someone to death or losing them in this world?
Itchy balls in this summer
What keeps you up at night?
Moaning females
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Arslan Nazir
Would you want a chubby wife or skinny?
Or just stitch the chubby w!fe ass and t!ts on skinny wife.
Ao tumhain barbaar karun
I usually sleep after 1 round so i dont think you can
How's the idea of 2nd ear piercing?
Ear piercing not cool,
Pierce your skull instead with a drill 🎀
Pierce your skull instead with a drill 🎀
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Alizay~
Need an emotionally unstable hot boy.
Ah yes, Shehbaz shareef
Perks of being your life partner?
You get to have new partner every weekend bc ive erectile dysfunction
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مرزا صاحب
Misba T. Awan
Whats your blood group?
Hepatitis C +
Anyone wants to get hitched with an emotional wreck, unstable piece of matilda cake?
I like the resume, i will call you when my refrigerator has space.
How’s eid ki tayariyan goiz
I am giving my meat this eid to all the needy
Do pick-up lines still work?
Not on deadbodies unfortunately
Can people be loved just the way they are?
Obviously If they're rich and hot just the way they are
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AMİR أم͠ي͠ر
Whowaythe
Misba T. Awan
I need serious advice My male bestie knows i have feelings for him and i know he also have feelings for me… but when we are together he is all into me but he is distant when we are texting each other… What does that mean?
He jus wanna hit that thang with no screenshots attached
if she wears nosering wife her up asap
Ah yes, kaam wali aesthetics
My boyfriend rapD Me
mans living my dream
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Faem Khan
رافع قریشی
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What is the quickest way to the man's heart?
Quickie
He is too shy. So am i. Who is going to initiate the conversation? Walls?
Or i can come initiate the threesome
Aaj lawn white suit. Yesss sunblock melt ho gai aate aate 😂
thats why i go out in a tank. The ultimate sun block .
Those born in 1990-1999 please can you briefly tell me why are not married?
Hakeem sahab ne jawab de diya hai.
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betablocker17
Khaleesi
how to make friends? especially at your workplace? 🙃
Oh, thats one of those basic things. Ask to open mouth and then spit in their mouth. Mixing your saliva with theirs, brings people really close. I dont think you understand, it makes you friends with them, on atomic level.
thoughts on girls long nails
man who cares about the attachments as long as the hand is holding my d!ck
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