Pakistan is best Because?
1. I don't have to pay taxes if i don't want to.
2.I can drive a gas guzzler and completely environmentally unfriendly car without fear of reprimand or care by anyone.
3.The fastest growing mobile user base with many users whom we have no Idea about. Baitullah uses Telenor, Fazaullah as a Mobillink golden number.
4.I will probably never contract any of the deadly viruses that kill most westerners like swine flu or H5N1. Since they don't like to come here anyway.
5.I can buy cheap stolen mobile phones which otherwise might have cost me a quarter of my monthly salary.
6.People here respect food a lot, since it is so expensive out here. At the same time we eat a lot too.
7.The people here prefer anything that has a foreign background. Food, cars, mobiles,...women.
8.I can spit, pee and do whatever I want anywhere in public, no laws to stop me.
9.Our governments never last very long so its never boring, but its always the same musical chairs so you aren't confused about any new guys coming into the theater which you don't know about just the usual Khan's,Sharifs,Bhutto's,Gangsters and Generals.
10.There is no old age crisis in this country as we reproduce a lot and usually most of us will end up dying before 50 in bomb blasts, accidents,shootings or mobile thefts.
2.I can drive a gas guzzler and completely environmentally unfriendly car without fear of reprimand or care by anyone.
3.The fastest growing mobile user base with many users whom we have no Idea about. Baitullah uses Telenor, Fazaullah as a Mobillink golden number.
4.I will probably never contract any of the deadly viruses that kill most westerners like swine flu or H5N1. Since they don't like to come here anyway.
5.I can buy cheap stolen mobile phones which otherwise might have cost me a quarter of my monthly salary.
6.People here respect food a lot, since it is so expensive out here. At the same time we eat a lot too.
7.The people here prefer anything that has a foreign background. Food, cars, mobiles,...women.
8.I can spit, pee and do whatever I want anywhere in public, no laws to stop me.
9.Our governments never last very long so its never boring, but its always the same musical chairs so you aren't confused about any new guys coming into the theater which you don't know about just the usual Khan's,Sharifs,Bhutto's,Gangsters and Generals.
10.There is no old age crisis in this country as we reproduce a lot and usually most of us will end up dying before 50 in bomb blasts, accidents,shootings or mobile thefts.
