yes to put garlic in there mouths

Absolutely. Hell, I'd date one, lol.

Nope

Depends

Why wouldn't you wanna be friends with a vampire? If they are your friend surely they won't hurt you? Haha

Vampire Weekend have one of the best new albums out currently.

Nah

Befriending with my own kind? Sounds cool!

Hell yeah invite me so I can live forever

Possibly.