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Imitate stone, Jorge, and lucas

oh my
stone:
*speaks Chinese to me more than English*
*varsity baseball like a beast*
"swehg"
"CARLISLE EAT YOUR BRAKEFURST"
*talks to me about relationship troubles*
*rap rap rap rap*
"I'm sowwwwy"
"aiyoooooo"
"swag swag"
*doesn't drop Foundation High with me so we both fail lol*
*calls me carlisle*
*tapes eagles to his face idk*
"Kendrick Lamar<333"
"Carlisle I know what music you are listening to"
*stalks my music*
"you don't even know what R&B is"
"what's R&B??"
*wears all blue #littleboyblue*
one of my favorite people in the grade, way too much swag like share please? haha stone is cool
Jorge:
"my name is hhhjjjorrrdheee" says his name so that no one else can pronounce it
*buys me a beanie for my birthday that was 2 months ago* thank you though ITS GREAT
*tries really hard in drama*
*tazes me 24/7*
"c:" ":3" makes these faces always
*enjoys annoying me*
"carli who do you like"
*steals my mouthguard forever*
"those punks"
"you're a punk"
*gets a haircut every other day"
*won't tell me this thing that he wanted to tell me*
"I'm batman" that's jorge :) he's pretty fabulous
Lucas:
DATES MISHA AND IS ADORABLE LISHA FOREVER<3
*has really white thighs*
*goes on walks through the school with misha always*
*looks exactly like his brothers*
*has a really tight jersey*
"GUYS SHUTUP STOP STARING AT MY TIGHT WAIST IT WAS THE LAST JERSEY LEFT"
*gets really mad when his friends steal his french fries*
"guys that's my mom's money"
*makes this creepy face always* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"jorge I got u a fruit cup"
*reads novels angrily*
*judges hard*
"yeah idk why I'm so muscular I don't go to the gym or anything I guess its genetics"
*is good at everything in gym* *gets everyone out in dodgeball*
overall really nice and cool
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imitate talia (the sophomore, i think you are friends?)

tal-tal!!!!!
*plays rugby like a beast*
*blasts F***ing Problem all the time*
*screams SO MUCH on the field* idk she's really emotional
*played for puxi she's a traitor*
"don't call me genitalia !!!"
"shut up carli"
"I hate you"
*competes with traci to be my favorite sophomore* love them both
*is white but really likes rap*
*spreads gossip in the locker room*
*has rage*
*looks perfect 24/7* hate her
"CARLI!" *throws the ball super hard so you have to run forever to get it back*
*makes rugby bearable*
*makes me laugh for 9 years*
*sings My Jeans really well you should ask her to sing it for you*
overall one of my favorite people<3 love you tal-tal!

imitate martini

martin??? yay ok
bffs with me/one of my favorite 8ths
*has really good style for a boy*
*enjoys pissing off albert with me*
*best rabbi I know #godbless*
"they said we could have 2 pieces of pizza but I got three I'm a bad rabbi"
"do you like my facial hair"
*judges everyone*
"CARLI"
*makes really weird faces at me in the hall*
*apparently gets all the 8th grade girls*
*hits volleyballs really hard*
*always fights with vincent idk*
*screams a lot*
*sings*
*parties to Empire State of Mind*
*is a role model in choir*
LOVE YOU MAR TIN<3
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OMG THE IMITATE TRACI THING WAS SO CUTE I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THIS PART: *everyone is in love with her and either wants to pick her up and steal her or eat her because she's that cute* OMGOMG IM EVEN MORE INLOVE WITH YOU NOW THAT WAS SO SWEET. can we get married tomorrow?

Traci
AHAH OMG I KNOW IT WAS CUTE I LOVE YOU TOO YES LETS GET MARRIED YAY

imitate traci player

this will actually be so hard hmm traci player
I suppose I should begin with
*omg I am cat cat cat I look like cat people say I am cat*
*always does the asian face with the peace fingers you know with her scrunchy face*
*is dead/passed out in seminary 24/7*
*tells hannah hayden she is the cutest*
"omg hannah is the cutest"
"she's so cute!"
"she's so cute!"
"she's so cute!"
"carli you're cute too"
"you guys are my favorite freshmen"
*argues with talia about being my favorite sophomore*
*talks to me about her lyfe*
*looks adorable and perfect every freaking day*
*sings really well in church*
*has a brick phone like meeee*
*complains about standing/talking/singing/being awake*
*has 2347821 cacti*
"omg cacti I love"
*has the coolest hair I can't even describe but want*
*has swag sweatshirts about pizza which I steal ofc*
*everyone is in love with her and either wants to pick her up and steal her or eat her because she's that cute*
anyways just all around perfect all the time, love her to pieces
sorry if this isn't cool enuf 4 u <3 love you bayb be mine ok

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yo carls are you going to mormon activity/zumba tonight (pls)

Traci
trace face your reply was so cute I love you but I'm not in boracay lol philippines todAY so no I'm not going sorry <3333 my answers always make me sound like I have ADD whyyyy

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

idk that sounds less like food and more like naughty things

wow you copied my question headline, no creds to crispy or anything

Connor Peterson
please, they're not even the same mine has a capital Q gosh
lol sorry I honestly did not know CREDS TO CRISPY CRISP

What rivalry would there be? I don't understand, it's just weird as heckeroni. It's Colomba's brother I think.

it's heckeroni everyone sorry marlise you're heckeroni :/

What do you think of Martin and Elise?

today was my first day seeing them together whee
I don't know Elise that well but Martin is the bomb so she's probably fab <3 I ship Marlise
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