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How do you feel about moving?

whoever asked me this I want to hug you. this may seem like a really insignificant question but I have a million and one thoughts in my brain and I guess this is an ok place to get them in some kind of order so here goes
when I first found out that moving back was a possibility and very likely I was shocked. i was planning on graduating at SAS and I would be out of school in one week and never expected to be leaving shanghai anytime soon. I have friends that are moving and i was so sad about that and they found out a while ago so everything seemed pretty final, with them leaving an me staying and I never expected it to be me. I was so looking forward to sophomore year and the rest of high school at SAS, things were starting to be so wonderful and I was excited for some things next year and I was finally feeling so happy here. I had spent so much of my time here wanting to be in Utah, I had wasted so much time not being happy about where I was. I also feel so pressured and restless because as of now I have SIX DAYS left in my favorite city in the world with my favorite people in the world and I need to see so many things and so so much for the last time. i took so much for granted and will miss absolutely everything. I'm trying to be positive and excited to start over and see my old friends in Utah but truly I would give anything for just another year here. you honestly do not know what you have until its gone. that isn't even half of what I'm feeling but this is getting long and rambly sorry

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Impersonate Davis?

buckle up ladies and gentlemen
"let's go to the gym for two hours everyday ok"
"carli let's hit the gym"
"gym? yes?"
*drinks two gallons of protein daily*
*makes a protein shake on the plane*
"hey mom we need more protein"
"don't drink my protein"
"hey carli do u want sum protein"
"gotta get swole"
*gets swole*
*takes shirtless mirror pics*
"carli why do you take so many selfies look at all these selfies"
*dances like a black girl which i did not know he cud do*
"she's cute"
*bites cheeks so his cheekbones look gr8*
"chicken nuggets? nicken chuggets."
"baggage claim? cabbage blame."
"justin bieber? bustin jieber."
*gives me tattoos like its his job*
*constantly feels both right and left arm muscles because he thinks one is bigger*
*runs without moving whole upper body idk why*
*ugh hes ok like mediocre*
"carli take a picture of my thighs"
"carli look at all these snapchats I sent to girls"
"carli buy me a justin bieber shirt"
"I am so much cooler than you."
"I am the funniest you can't even compete stop it"
"I'm trying to gain so I can eat whatever I wANT ! hel lo tim-tams"
*throws things at me*
"caaarrrrrlliiiii heyyyy can you get the door i love u i love u i love u thankssss"
"POPEYES ILY ILY LETS GO TO POPEYES"
"carli. listen. there is a popeyes right over there. get money lets go"
"you go girl"
*nails every accent ever*
"kirr ya whore famury"
*becomes a tan ginger like wut*
*thighs go for miles*
to our dog: "INDI schnookums I rove you I rove you how did you get so cute?! come here gurll rittle cutie pieeee indi bindy poodie pie schnookums<3333"
*strokes my leg/arm/face with his foot*
"I like dark girls which is ironic because I am white #junglefever"
*ugh everyone loves him ugh*
*listens to aLL hipster music*
"ugh carli you're such a hipster"
*calls himself an adult lol*
yeah so here's your thing<3 love you big D ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) do mine now k

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what's up?

well anon you caught me in an interesting situation because my dog was freaking out and jumping all over me so i tried to comfort her with some Dog Whisperer music i found online and then she left so now i am listening to Bach Air on the G String For Dogs alone and i feel quite calm

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