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whys ur hair green

its blonde go away.
anyways guys I'm bored so I'm going to answer everything in pictures of bieber
yes this should be funnnn (evil emoticon)
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im just gonna put it out there, you are so fun and make me smile every second! xiexie to having a friend like you!

hannah you are adorable! ilysm (ू•ᴗ•ू❁)
im just gonna put it out there you are so fun and make me smile every second
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what is your ideal boy?

besides jb? hmm taller than me, nice hair and eyes, athletic. preferably they have a nice voice. someone who can make me laugh and thinks I'm amazing at my worst. easy to talk to and be myself around, puts up with my craziness/confusion/fangirling/obsessions/swag overload. overall just nice eyes, nice smell, funny and sweet. Davis will have to approve, so he needs to be really buff hey I don't make the rules
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Are you read to be bit and possibly turn in to a vampire? Its all part of the "twilight experience"

☺ sorry my imitation was not good enough for you misha ☺jeez #highexpectations

imitate the one and only misha iqbal.

k here we go
*first of all is a str8 up dime, 10/10*
"STUPID IDIOT"
*glares*
*gets mad at me and buck for pakistani racist jokes*
"if there's one thing that's stupid on my imitate i will come over there and bite you"
*mother instincts*
"cARLI WATCH OUT FOR THAT CAR" *pulls me onto the sidewalk*
"cARLI DO NOT HIT THAT POLE WATCH OUT" *grabs my arm*
"cARLI DO NOT GO OUTSIDE THERE IS A TYPHOON DO YOU HEAR ME" *calls me to yell at me*
"carli do you want to do hip hop abs with me"
*goes out with lucas pumarejo srsly lisha how perfect can you gettt*
"on the outside I try to play it cool but on the inside I'm just like hOW are you so beautiful<3"
"see what I did there"
"carli I have swimming with him<3"
"shutup" *blushes*
"UR KIDS WOULD BE PERFECT"
"boys should wear beanies more often. lucas should wear a beanie!"
*sasses her way through life*
*makes up stories*
"awwwww baby cakes<3"
*obsesses over T Swift, Ed Sheeran, and weird indie music*
"ur boobs look great today"
*doesn't share her lunch ever*
"you totally like him CAN I GO TALK TO HIM?!1//1/?!"
"cause carli is SUPER good at keeping secrets" *sarcastic like always misha*
"he needs to take advantage of his attractiveness"
"that stupid idiot" *misha face*
all in all fabulous person, a favorite for sure :)
haha don't hurt me misha <3

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Liked by: Kelly Wang Bradley jimmy

tbh carli you are really nice and cool. I only talked to you that one time in humanities but you seem reallly nice. we legit should talk more

haha thanks tim! yeah I see you around but we never talk. lets change that you seem super awesome :)
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Impersonate Davis?

buckle up ladies and gentlemen
"let's go to the gym for two hours everyday ok"
"carli let's hit the gym"
"gym? yes?"
*drinks two gallons of protein daily*
*makes a protein shake on the plane*
"hey mom we need more protein"
"don't drink my protein"
"hey carli do u want sum protein"
"gotta get swole"
*gets swole*
*takes shirtless mirror pics*
"carli why do you take so many selfies look at all these selfies"
*dances like a black girl which i did not know he cud do*
"she's cute"
*bites cheeks so his cheekbones look gr8*
"chicken nuggets? nicken chuggets."
"baggage claim? cabbage blame."
"justin bieber? bustin jieber."
*gives me tattoos like its his job*
*constantly feels both right and left arm muscles because he thinks one is bigger*
*runs without moving whole upper body idk why*
*ugh hes ok like mediocre*
"carli take a picture of my thighs"
"carli look at all these snapchats I sent to girls"
"carli buy me a justin bieber shirt"
"I am so much cooler than you."
"I am the funniest you can't even compete stop it"
"I'm trying to gain so I can eat whatever I wANT ! hel lo tim-tams"
*throws things at me*
"caaarrrrrlliiiii heyyyy can you get the door i love u i love u i love u thankssss"
"POPEYES ILY ILY LETS GO TO POPEYES"
"carli. listen. there is a popeyes right over there. get money lets go"
"you go girl"
*nails every accent ever*
"kirr ya whore famury"
*becomes a tan ginger like wut*
*thighs go for miles*
to our dog: "INDI schnookums I rove you I rove you how did you get so cute?! come here gurll rittle cutie pieeee indi bindy poodie pie schnookums<3333"
*strokes my leg/arm/face with his foot*
"I like dark girls which is ironic because I am white #junglefever"
*ugh everyone loves him ugh*
*listens to aLL hipster music*
"ugh carli you're such a hipster"
*calls himself an adult lol*
yeah so here's your thing<3 love you big D ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) do mine now k

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Liked by: Tracy Tong Bradley - Rebecca Costa Allyson rachel {Andie Farley} Jesse Mitchell tracy Connor Peterson

Imitate Hannah Hayden

*nicest person I know*
"you know who I love?"
"you know what is cool?"
"you know what we should do?"
*talks about boys for hours with me*
"I'm done with boys"
"HE"S SO CUTE"
*is perfect at everything*
"I hate it when people call me perfect I'm not perfect carli"
*misses every single ESP meeting and is still a teacher*
"I hate technology"
*is the cutest person, hands down*
*uses words such as quite and swiftly*
*has her life figured out*
"hey Carl Lee"
"Carlisle!"
"Lets watch She's the Man!"
"I love She's the Man I could definitely watch that again"
"Lets watch She's the Man again!"
*almost makes varsity volleyball*
"Carli I'm so relieved I did not make varsity"
*passes gas lol*
*cuddles really well*
"That made me glad."
*is amazing at volleyball, ballet, running, acting, yoga, etc etc etc*
"I don't eat dairy or sugar or oil or food basically I don't eat"
*eats more than my older brother*
I could go on and on, we have so many jokes haha :)
basically cutest and fabulous and loved by everyone love you 5evur my BFF hannah hayden

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Liked by: Traci

imitate albert

ok
"you can't join our cult"
"let's sacrifice a goat"
*walks sassily*
"free fierce beautiful" or something lol
*screams and falls off chair in drama*
"xoxo gossipa gurla"
"heyyyy carliii lets share lunch ok"
"LETS GO REHEARSE FOR A THING"
"do you want to sing with me"
"clapping for the basic b*****"
*claps and judges you*
*steals my high harmony*
"AHH MY VOICE CHANGED"
*buys a dress with you the day before the dance*
*grabs your arm with his claws*
"you get a gold star (*) "
*sends 3 boxes of clothes to your grandma's house in the states*
*makes you bring back 3 boxes of clothes*
*stalks your sister in Taiwan*
*doesn't fix his keyboard for a year so types like this fkejhfsjehihihi*
*plays uproarious board games with my mom*
"ew"
*randomly ignores you*
yep love youuuu<333
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imitate yuykhan

hahaha
"CHARLIE!!!!!!!"
"omg I just called you charlie"
"HAHA I'm going to call you charlie now"
*looks perfect*
"here let me copy all of your answers in english"
"I<3boys"
*puts hair in a bun/ponytail*
"CARLI I want ur hair!" *grabs my bun*
*buys me a onesie and doesn't give it to me<3*
"omg Dulwich had so many rules I'm so free here"
"rawr"
"walk me to the buses"
*snaps her fingers* "BLUSH CARLI"
haha idk you're perf yk<3
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I do not spread gossip in the locker room. Not am I very emotional. But awwww I love you too car car

<3 <3 <3 yes u do <3 <3 <3
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Imitate leah

ahh yay ok :)
*looks perfect every freaking day*
*turns into a sassy black woman in less than a second*
"CARLI!!!"
*hugs me and calls me cute<3 *
*crushes haters with her nice black boots*
*legs 4 dayz*
*eats curry with me on the bus*
*wants to throw the curry out the window*
"gigglegiggle"
"ain't nobody got time!"
*is annoyingly beautiful*
"I'm Brazilian/French"
*gets all the boys in high school*
*WEARS A BUN AND LOOKS 26475123 TIMES BETTER THAN ME THIS IS NOT OK*
haha sorry this isn't very good, we don't talk very much anymore :/
overall amazing person, one of my favorites :) love you leah!
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