Saturday funny: Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
Vr of you doing a dracula impression with golf tees in your mouth like fangs for halloween? 0o (all these questions were @Lilli912 tested before sending to ye all )
And forever will be, will beeeeeeeeeeee but what will be?
We will always remember this day When we both said I do Committing ourselves as one That's what God wanted us to do Loving one another Being there for me Sharing special moments In love forever we will be Forever will be I'll always keep you in my heart ...
This morning, while urinating, I looked in the mirror and saw that my reflection was doing the same thing! Was my reflecting mocking me or was his behaviour just a coincidence?
Hmm guess wat 🙄this morning i woke up, looked in the mirror n saw ma reflection was dancing while i was standing straightly 😒so watcha think abt it? 😄
A pocket full of rye, Four and twenty blackbirds Baked in a pie. When the pie was opened The birds began to sing wasn't that a dainty dish To set before the king? The king was in the counting-house Counting out his money, The queen was in the parlor Eating bread and honey, The maid was in the garden Hanging out the clothes. Along came a blackbird And snipped off her nose.