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CoCo Pops Or Cookie Crisp?

Not my thing at all . . . . what I call nuisance food . . . they're not anything ~
*exemplification*
3 nuns are flying over the desserts , when they have to make a forced landing & are the only survivors . . . . all they can find in the wreckage to sustain them on their long trek out is a box of COCO POPS . . . . . so of they go . . . on & on & on , until , faint from hunger they have to stop for a bowl of COCO POPS ~ but , they can't eat em dry , coz they're parched ~ so , they implore their senior of the three (wasa mother superior) ~ "wot we gonna do, there is no water?" ~ she says , "have no fear, the lord will provide . . . . . we'll use our own water!"
~ so the first nun hitches up her habit & squats & tries, but because of the great heat & no drink for days , has none & has to give up . . . .
~ the second one tries , the same , no avail . . .
~ so , the M/S tries . . . . she thinks , "i'm the boss , I can't let them down ; so , she tries . . . . & tries . . . . she really tries hard , & tries so hard , that ~
~ she pharted & blew all the COCO POPS away ~ whoooosh!
~ & the other two pee'd themselves laughing ~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMEHJPuggHQigotamatch’s Video 142837174906 nMEHJPuggHQigotamatch’s Video 142837174906 nMEHJPuggHQ

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Weetabix or Shredded wheat?

[had to re-do , wrong illustration clicked!]
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~ I'm aiming at excluding wheat (amongst other) from my diet at the mo . . . .
~ But , I enjoy (dry) Weetabix with slices of Normandy butter, crunchy crystals of seasalt . . . . . but as a one of , S-a-W with hot skimmed milk (or better still , soya-milk) & a generous squirt of wild forest honey , would be nice . . .
~ but generally , I can't be bothered fukking around at breakfast . . .
~ it's different if you have someone to prepare breakfast for ; I used to so enjoy getting breakfast for my kids in there school days & watching them 'thaw-out' as they enjoyed , & slowly return to the planet , & enthuse on the coming school day ~
(so , if I WAS having , it would be DRY weeta-B & olive spread ~)
Weetabix or Shredded wheat
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Blue Monday or Happy Monday's? (extra points if you get the reference)

ERM . . . (ref.) "I had so many dreams , I had so many BREAKTHRU's , that you my love were dyin' , but love has left you dreamless , the door to dreams was closed , your part was real & dreamless , perhaps you're smiling now , smiling through this BLUE MONDAY (hahaha~)
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