Is it weird to go to the dump like an hour before your wedding?
A little, yeah.
Do you practice yoga?
Indeed. One day I hope I can do it for real.
Hey, follow keelyarkle on instagram
Nope.
Would you rather play football or watch it played by others?
Play. I get rather bored watching football.
When was the last time you did Easter egg hunting?
Does hunting for them in a shop count? I tend to catch them with money at the check out.
Would you rather be a teenager or a child again?
If you're asking me "would you like to be a teen/child again as opposed to an adult" then not particularly.If it's a gun to my head situation where you're asking me to pick one or the other, then I would say teenager.
Do you have tattoos? If so what was your first, and if not, would you ever get one?
I have no tattoos and I have no intention of getting one, but I don't have anything against them.
what would u think if u were a life guard and u noticed that all the males were in swimming suits and all the females were u swimming trunks?
"Either those women are topless, or they're wearing odd floatation devices."
What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat?
Fox.
What’s something that will always be in fashion, no matter how much time passes?
No fucking clue. I have the same kind of relationship with fashion as I do with my extended family. I have no idea what's going on, and besides a tiny few, I can't stand any of it.
Oh bikes, definitely. I have as much co-ordination with roller skates as a blind man with an upside-down map drawn with crayon by a moron, i.e. not bloody much.
How are you today?
I am very VERY tired, but in great spirits. Did a lot of walking, caught a Lapras, and now I'm talking to my very wonderful and beautiful partner. She is the most awesome angel.
if ur life would be as milioners would u help people out or nah? why bouth cases?:)
What is the most important thing you have learned in life?
That giving up and failing are the same thing. Trying your best but not achieving your goal and failure are not the same thing.You fail when you don't try. You grow when you try but don't quite achieve your goals.
If Beyonce and Britney released an album on the same day, which of them would you listen first?
Neither.
How ticklish are you out of 10??
On a scale of One to Ten, I'd say "don't fucking touch me, or I'll rip your nipples off and shove them down your throat."
Would you rather choose a six-pack of Coke or six-pack of stomach?