If you could eliminate any word from the dictionary, meaning no one can ever use it again, what word would you choose?
Bouncebackability - we all ready have a fucking word for it; RESILIENT & RESILIENCE.
Which room do you spend the most time in your house?
Bedroom.
If people had a warning label, what would yours say?
Handle with care.
If you could control nature, which element would you choose? Why?
Water. 70% of the planets surface, 70% of the human body. You do the math.
Name three things you think shouldn't exist in the world.
Discrimination, corruption and cancer.
How can people hear their own thoughts?
Because internal speech makes use of a system that is mostly employed for processing external speech, which is why we can "hear" our inner voice.
In three words, how would you describe your best friend?
Loyal. Genuine. Family.
Is love complicated? Why?
Love is the simplest complexity in life. There are some aspects that are just easy to understand, yet the ever evolving nature of the human mind brings about new complications. You cannot apply an absolutist nature to love - it's far too chaotic to abide by such one dimensional universal rules. However, there are some aspects that almost all can agree on. It is both the flame that burns all to ash, and the flame that helps forge new creations. Love is both the tempest and the calm breeze. Love is the greatest feeling and the most agonising pain. Love is incredibly simple at times, yet remains almost impossibly complex.
What was your first paid job?
Paperboy 15 years ago, back when I was 13.
It's Saturday! What are you doing today?
Going to work and then later on I'll be recording a podcast.
What is your favorite charity?
NSPCC
If you were candy, what would you be?
A candy.
What do you think of the Kardashians?
Got their arse kicked in Star Trek: Deep Space 9
What would animals say to us if they could talk?
Which ones? Hardly a specific question. Care to narrow it down a bit?
Are you ready?
NO, I SAID AAARRREEE YYYOOUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDYYYYY?!
What do you do when you don't know the answer?
Look it up, you idiot.
What is the weirdest thing you've heard somebody say?
"50 Shades of Grey is romantic" - fuck you, you simple-minded idiot. Abuse is not romantic, for fuck sake.
What's the thing you say the most?
Probably "a" or "is" or "the" or "or"...
If you could choose a special talent, what would you pick?
Parkour or playing the piano.
How did you come up with your username?
Okay, so this goes back to 2003. I had an OC called "Steve Jones" who was the main character in a couple of fictional works. I was asked to join deviantArt and I needed a name, so I was going to go with just "SteveJones"; however, all my friends were obsessed with the film "8 Mile" and pestered me into joining in with the kliq by adding "313" to the end of my name. So I became "SteveJones313". None of those friendships are going today, but the username has become my identity 12 years later.