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Do you mind when people you don’t know like your answers?

Not really, though it would be nice to know if they genuinely like them or are just looking for attention.

Do you currently prefer troll questions or Questions of the Day?

Probably troll questions as they can be positive and interesting, unlike the QotD.

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Everytime you touch something it turns into an inanimate object (like the skittles advert). If you had the choice of what you would want things to turn into, what would you choose? for the sake of originality you can't choose skittles.

I'd probably kill myself.

What would you do if you were on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” and you won £1 million?

Take £110,000 and put the remaining £890,000 into a savings account. I'd pay off my debts (roughly £3,000) and then put £7,000 into improvements & repairs to the house I'm living in (such as finishing the kitchen, converting the attic, etc). I'd then give £20,000 to my parents, £10,000 to my older brother, £10,000 to my younger brother and I'd wire £10,000 ($15,383 USD) to my fiancée which they can all use however they wish. I'd give £5,000 each to my three people very close to me (before you ask, one of them IS G33K King - the other two aren't on Ask and never will be) and £5,000 to an old friend who has a family and could do with the help (again, no names). That would leave approx £40,000 in my main account (not including funds all ready there before first deposit). I'd then take a trip to America to visit my lass and probably spend a month there. When I get back, I would try to get a refresher course in mathematics as - whilst I'm fairly good at mathematics, there's been a lot of change in the way math is taught in schools and colleges and I think it's good to brush up on such skills, so I wouldn't mind going back and getting caught up (besides, I've never been fully happy with my limited understand of quadratics). I'll assume this will take me to the end of the first year.
At the start of the second year (since winning) I would take the value of this house plus £10,000 and I would buy this house, so my Dad can live his dream of building his own house (of course they would be welcome to live here whilst the house was being built); the extra £10,000 would be added to my main account as a kind of 'top-up' whilst the remaining amount would once again spend a year in the savings account. I would look to enrol in college to study Psychology, Ethics & Philosophy and Drama at AS/A Level. During this time, I would move my fiancée here and get married. The courses would take 2 years (taking me to the third year since winning the lottery).
At the start of the forth year, I would look to enrol in university to study being a teacher (Primary school), whilst supporting my fiancée's artistic endeavours and of course during all this time, I would be heavily investing in my creative projects, setting up "TheWanderingAngel Productions" as a legally defined company, whilst looking to hire new talent to set up a new website I've been looking to build that would hopefully one day match and hopefully overtake the likes of ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com (which I feel is on a decline).
So there you go, that is what I would do if I won £1million on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire".

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Why do you hate prophets? @TheMrMad might be one.

I never said I hated prophets. What I said was:
"As in someone who believes they can tell the future through a spiritual connection to the divine? Full of bullshit. They're either lying or deluded." - (http://ask.fm/SteveJones313/answer/36771182931)
Also, I don't believe @TheMrMad is one, though at least he can actually travel through time, so technically he can see the future, but not through supernatural means.

who is the best super-hero?

In purely technical terms, it would be Superman as O/P as he is. Despite my disdain for his character, he is the single most powerful superhero in the comic-book universe. My top three favourite heroes are:
#3 - Zatanna
#2 - Question
#1 - Batman

if you could be a comic book villain, which one would you be and why?

I wouldn't. I'd be happy to share the powers of a villain, but I don't want to be anyone other than myself. I will say that if I could have the powers of any villain, it would be the Phoenix (Marvel comics) and that my favourite villain of all time is Dr. Robotnik (Egmont comics, formally Fleetway comics).

Who will go to hell?

Jesus fucking Christ, @Ask.FM, you need to chill the fuck out! I've had a fucking upsetting day and I log on here to answer some fun questions and you send people this shit?
Go get a kitten, have a taco, suck on some helium and sing "Eye of the Tiger" - JUST DO SOMETHING RATHER THAN ASK DEPRESSING, DARK QUESTIONS YOU MISERABLE CUNTS.

If your policy is no longer valid, may I recommend updating your Ask.fm rules on DeviantArt and/or Tumblr?

You may and I will, but not right now. Not a good day.

Do you mind when people ask you your own questions?

Not really; it's not original but it's not hugely annoying.

What would you do if you met a Dalek? Also, what would you say to it?

I'd either attempt to rip its gun off and the rip the bastard apart or I'd try to run somewhere that I could at the very least gain some kind of advantage.

Was Bryan Singer better at directing “X-Men” and “X-Men 2” or “Superman Returns”?

Couldn't tell you.

Was Brett Ratner better at directing “X-Men: The Last Stand” or the “Rush Hour” trilogy?

All I can tell you is that I prefer X-Men: The Last Stand.

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