I have no idea how to begin answering this question. I don't know what the state of English poetry is.
Why do you think people enjoy Jeremy Kyle?
Same reason they enjoy Jerry Springer; it gives people a sense of superiority whilst quenching their thirst for their need of gossip-based-entertainment.
Did you know how to add a picture before your 1000th question?
Yes.
Do you agree with me that Eric Johnson is the greatest guitar player ever?
One of the worst things to hit the music scene in modern times. Personally, I want to meet the cunt so I can see just how much of a twat he is; I would be hoping that he hits me so I can have an excuse.