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What do you think of Boris Johnson?
Fucking moron.
Even if it didn’t shut down, how would you sell it? http://ask.fm/SteveJones313/answer/32074070611
I was joking.
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You could always take legal action. http://ask.fm/SteveJones313/answer/31922083667
This is true.
What was your reaction when you saw all those one-word posts?
#1 - Sigh
#2 - Shake head
#3 - Answer questions anyway
#4 - Profit
#2 - Shake head
#3 - Answer questions anyway
#4 - Profit
Ever grown a beard?
I keep trying, but then I'll have a job interview and I'd rather look smart than in the "half-beard" stage. I do have a rather magnificent goatee though XD
did you gradually lose your faith or was it a damascene moment (if you'll forgive the phrase)?
It was gradual really. I went from Roman Catholic to atheist to Roman Catholic again to Evangelical to non-denomination to where I am now which is basically I do not answer to any higher power; I'm a humanist.
Favourite foreign food?
Italian.
Is it me or did you delete some of your answers?
I don't recall deleting any answers.
What do you think of Christmas?
Most awesome day of they year.
True or False: The English are Celts.
Nope.
How do you feel about the death of Margaret Thatcher?
A human being died. Was she a cunt? Yes. Does her death change anything? No.
What do you think of formal lines?
Delicious when served with a generous helping of Skittles.
What would you do if there was a Wikipedia article on Steven Caulfield?
Depends on what it was like. Personally I don't want one at this time as I'm certainly not anything to be celebrated at this point, plus I hate the thought of someone writing about me as if they know me. I wouldn't write one about someone else. Ultimately I'd probably have it deleted or edit it myself.
How technical are you?
On a scale of 1 (Thinks an Apple MAC comes in Golden Delicious and Granny Smith) and 10 (Inventors) I'd put myself at the 5.5 mark.
Chocolate or Vanilla?
I like vanilla ice cream.
Do you love, like, dislike or hate roller-coasters?
Dislike them. Height and velocity don't mix well for me.
What’s your favourite saying?
It's something my friend Matt used to say when he was still with us.
"When you're all ready neck deep in shit, you might as well go for a swim."
"When you're all ready neck deep in shit, you might as well go for a swim."
What are your favourite pizza toppings?
I only have cheese & tomato.
What do you think of Soulja Boy?
To quote Stephen Fry:
"Sometimes there's not enough vomit in the world."
"Sometimes there's not enough vomit in the world."
What is something most people don’t know about you?
I get asked this a lot and every time I'm asked, I try my best to give a different answer (though there's only so many answers one can give). One thing a lot of people don't know about me is that the second I walk into a room, I focus on everyone in the room, looking at their mannerisms, listening to what they're saying, how they face other people in the room and essentially try to get a reading on the person within the first few seconds so I can best alter my mannerism, tone of voice and the like to best approach the people in the room. It's not about "judging a book by its cover" as I'm not judging people, but rather it's more of a survival strategy for a guy that as a kid was used to being a loner and observing other people interact.
Do you agree that paying politicians more money would prevent them from taking second jobs and serving private industry?
No - paying politicians more money just makes them richer. If they can make more money on top of that by taking second jobs, they normally will.
What’s the worst show on TV?
I don't really watch TV except for WWE and QI, however from what I've seen I'd say that any version of the "shore" shows (such as "Jersey Shore" or "Geordie Shore") are some of the worst right now.
Who’s the most underrated actor?
Honestly, I find that an incredibly hard question to answer simply because I don't consider any actor or actress I know to be particularly 'underrated'. Any actor I could consider generally has a large cult following or has awards, so it depends how one truly defines underrated.
If you could ask George W. Bush one question what would it be?
If I was guaranteed an honest answer, I'd ask what if there was any truth the rumours and conspiracies surrounding the "New World Order" and the "Illuminati". I don't believe in these rumours and conspiracies, however it would be a question worth asking.
If there was no such guarantee and I'm simply asking him one question say maybe in a phone-in interview, I'd ask him if politicians in the United States of America should show their support for the country they claim to love by taking a fair pay-cut and then taking the money created and adding those funds to other services such as welfare or education?
If there was no such guarantee and I'm simply asking him one question say maybe in a phone-in interview, I'd ask him if politicians in the United States of America should show their support for the country they claim to love by taking a fair pay-cut and then taking the money created and adding those funds to other services such as welfare or education?
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