If you were a dog, would you eat your owner's homework, knowing that their teachers won't believe them if they said their dog ate it?
yes
Would you be upset if your friend didn't invite you to big events in their life like their wedding, baby shower, etc. or are things like that not that serious in friendships?
doesn't really matter to me
Have you ever eaten girl scout cookies made of real girl scouts themselves? ;)
How much shit could a dipshit dip if a dipshit could dip shit?
a lot
Name one way to deal with boredom when going on a super long road trip with friends/family...
sleep
Have you ever tried sneaking out of your parents' home at night when you were young? What did you do from that point onwards? Did you get caught? Did you get away with sneaking out?
not really
Have you ever eaten girl scout cookies outside of grocery stores? What were they like?
girl scout cookies suck
The first thing you would do if you found yourself in a riot?
run away
@GingerWesson asks, “Are you a cat person or a dog person?"
dog
Crabs or lobsters?
neither
How would you use up your 15 minutes of fame?
try to get numbers
What's the best part about having a striped sweater?
the stripes
If someone farted in class loud enough, how would you respond? What do you think everyone would do, even the teachers?
look at them
A stranger comes up to you and asks if you have money so they can "get gas for their cars"... how would you respond?
yes but I'm not giving it to you
How do you deal with religious mormons who keep showing up at your door to talk about their bibles and religions?
I don't answer
A catchy song gets stuck in your head, especially when you can't stop singing it even when it's somewhat bad. How would you deal with this?
try to get other songs stuck in my head
What is the most important lesson you’ve learned in life?
set you expections low so you aren't disappointed
Say that you have some gum... what would you do if people went crazy and tried to chase you for it? Like seriously, it's kinda like a drug, is it not?
eat it all
Say that you are now dying of cancer, any kind of cancer... do you have any last words for your friends? Family?
not really-
Have you ever tried to skip school just so you can avoid taking a big test in a certain class?
Yesss
What's the longest you've been without power or running water when it comes to a power outage? How long do you think you can manage without electricity or running water or even heat?
No longer than an hour- Not sure how long I could manage. Maybe a day or two.
Would you ever pick up a hitchhiker?
probably not you never know who you're picking up-