You see the baldness of my head, and the baldness of my neck, you might think I'm a woofty but I tell you what, you call me that again, I come round, I cut your balls off, sauté them in a frying pan, bit of butter, parsley, garlic, very nice, bit of rice, there you go.
If you could move to any country in the world, which would it be?
Honestly, hell if I know. I'd probably just stay in the UK because all my friends are here and I have no particular reason to want to live abroad.
What do you do when you have insomnia?
not sleep
If you could live forever, would you want to?
depends on the type of immortality really is this "undying" where you just don't die of age or the "unkillable" where you just. physically cannot dieif the former then hell nah if the latter then maybe, means i could do basically what i wanted without any fear unless i got captured and locked under the earth for millenia or something like that actually that's potentially likely um
Have you ever stolen anything?
this body
What are your favourite shops?
lidl
What is the most important thing that you should do today?
send in my special circumstances form oops
Name a few movies you can watch over and over?
Back to the Future, Monty Python, Terminator 2
What should a real woman be able to do?
there's no such thing women are all figments of our imagination it's a government conspiracy
What is your favorite song at the moment?
probably 'Big Girl' by yogs
What foreign language would you like to learn?
Probably Japanese just so I can read/watch untranslated manga/anime. And also because it's a really interesting language.and maybe i'll also finally be able to remember the lyrics to the snk opening
If you could change one thing about you, what would you change?
My mind. Like, the whole wanting to be dead thing. Kind of gets old after a while.
Do you tolerate heat or cold better?
both really
What body part do you wash first in the shower?
hair always always the hair i like my hair
What are some things that make you really happy?
an certain kawaii person
Do you like olives?
of course i do olives are just as much people as anyone else don't be so hemoist