My attempt to answer your question is cut brutally short as I experience a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an Ocelot. You disapprove.
wasn't there some fable about that like ducks will always be ducks but if youre a duck who looks a bit shit one day you will be pansexual
like a swan or????? idk anymore this is messing with my childhood
are are you okay there
responding with swans is actually rly deep like if that was "chickens or cocks" = "straight or gay" then swans is like pansexual motherfuckers i dont care what's down below our dating prospects rely on whether or not your personality is a majestic motherfucker, u feel me on this
What about ducks
would you rather dance to swan lake infront of a million people or twerk 4 twenty dollas at a carwash your family now magically owns
Twerk it twist it pull it make it techno-logic
how often r ur fins touched
24601 times every nineteen year
or roosters i guess but fuck them
SWAAAAAAAAANS
chickens or COCKS
SWANS
HM
OH GOD PLEASE BELIEVE ME
ARE YOU
I SWEAR I'M-
are you a people
wh-why would you ask-
screams
falls over
When Great Cthulhu rises, who should be eaten first?
Goats.
What is the best animal evarrrrr?
Dragons. Alternatively, Alligators. (There is no alternative to dragons i lied)
Can you play an instrument?
Used to be able to play the pia-pia-piano, piano, but now that is a pia-NO
If you could look like anyone in the world for a day, who would you choose?
Earl Lemongrab. There really is no alternative.
If you could wake up tomorrow as you but with a superpower, what would you pick? (Assuming you would choose to have one. You could choose to remain as you are.)
Flight, either through wings or just magical wagical hovering.
Where do you lie on the poly/mono gender a/sexuality orientation spacey wacey timey wimey intersectional spectrummy thing? And what is your favourite kind of ice cream?
Mint choc chip.And banoffee is my favourite flavour ice cream.