I'M CRYING. I'M SKYPING MY FRIENDS. ONE OF THEM TOOK THEIR PHONE DOWN THE KITCHEN TO MAKE A SANDWICH AT 12:45PM. SHE MADE SO MUCH NOISE. THEN SHE WENT BACK TO HER ROOM AND HER PARENTS WERE YELLING AT HER AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE "I WAS A SUBTLE AS AN ANTELOPE" AND I'M LIKE "YOU WERE A SUBTLE AS A BURRITO IN THE MIDDLE OF A TACO FEST." I'M CRYING