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What would you do if a dog was addicted to Skittles and/or Pepsi?

I wouldn't be surprised if the dog was made ill from it; couldn't such a thing be fatal over time?

What is with this pattern of questions?

People with no originality + Ask.FM = Unoriginal questions.
The poster either is obsessed with knowing these things or they're just witless idiots who think they're funny, when really the only person they're entertaining are themselves.

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What was your reaction when you saw this? http://ask.fm/SteveJones313/answer/28567702867

Utterly struck with the lack of surprise that someone without the most basic concepts of English would try to lecture me on my reading habits. The truth is, morons like that asker are taking up too much of the planet's resources and would serve mankind greatly by either getting an education or simply launching themselves into space.

knick knack paddy whack gave a dog a boner

He thought it funny
And that he was of great wit;
Really he's a twit.

This isn't a question but NEW WHOSE LINE! NEW WHOSE LINE!

I share your excitement. It's a shame that Drew isn't the host, but I'm giving this new host a chance - at the end of the day, she could be awesome.

Where can I recommend songs for “SteveJones313 Sings…”?

My YouTube Channel, my email and Tumblr. Probably best to comment on my video/channel or go through Tumblr.

Shakespeare Authorship question: Edward De Vere died in 1604, and The Tempest is dated from at least 1609, could this be that the authorship ... erm, 'debate' as been disproven?

Michael Alan Arnold
You're right to put the term debate into quotes, because frankly it's an absurd argument. Don't worry, the next thing people will be claiming is he was actually Judas Iscariot, cursed with immortality for betraying Jesus or something as equally ridiculous.

(I asked the Macbeth question by the way, sorry) what happened with Tony Blair?

Michael Alan Arnold
We met at the door of Ten Downing street. I had a photo taken with him and I remember asking him if his job was stressful. His answer was "Yes, but I love what I do." This was back in 1998.

What would you do if someone dressed you up as a prisoner?

This question means nothing without context.

Where do you look up Mick Foley? Are you a proctologist?

The sad thing is, you probably consider that to be evidence of 'wit'.

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