Ngl not too often but when I need it’s a joke

What

Not so often, as I drink throughout the day.
I get properly thirsty only when my blood glucose levels are way too high, which thankfully isn’t too often.

Depends what your offering me

Depends on what you mean as being horny here is also referred to as being thirsty, in that context never/ very very rarely but in context of needing a drink practically always

Every 20 mins aha .

A lot

Often

Right now I'm drinking zero sugar fanta that my second drink of the day

Idk