Thoughts on people who constantly post about how they are single on Instagram
Stop your whining and enjoy being single while you still can
What do you think of cutters
Love support and attention
Did you ever send an anonymous loveletter to someone?
Nope
Do you have a favorite track?
The one called life
What will/did you do with your first salary?
Went on a date
Would you ever consider going to college in Italy?
Definitely
Should we read a lot of books?
Yes
Do you get enough sleep?
Never
Who was the last person you hugged?
My beautiful wife
What is a footnote?
When you’re reading something or studying something and you make a note about it (normally at the bottom of the page)
How many languages do you speak?
1
How to correctly write: "buttocks" or "battocks"? ???
Dat rump
What scares you more than anything else?
Abandonment
What exactly do you want these days?
The final frontier
Who is more strict, your mom or your dad?
Dad
You find a hair in your dish in a cafe - what do you do?
First I’d show my utter disgust by screaming “how disgusting!!” At the top of my lungs Then I’d pull it out and take a napkin and wipe it off to determine what color it is, length, etc. then I’d storm the kitchen to see what horrible hygienist of a cook wasn’t wearing a hair net. I’d take the hair up to the guy/girl and yell in their face with as much saliva as I could muster “ this was in my food you filthy animal”! Then I’d make my way to the manager and while waving my hands and arms like a epileptic orangutan and demand my money back. Then politely leave, cause, you know- don’t want to make a scene
How many people do you think you've met in your life?