Beggar - Give me food.🍚 Man - I'll give u Scotch. 🍻 Beggar - i don't drink.😌 Man - i will give u cigarette.🚬 Beggar - i don't smoke.😔 Man - i will take u to d races.🏇 Beggar - i don't gamble.😒 Man - i will get u a girlfriend. Beggar - no i love only my wife.😌 Man - i'll give u food, but first u have to come to my house.🏠 Beggar - why? Man - my wife should see and learn what happens to a person who doesn't drink, smoke, gamble and only loves his wife..😉😜😂🤣🤪