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If you were to win $10 million, what would you do with all that money?

First I would absolutely CRY. Then I would:
•Pay off all student debt for me, Matt, my brother, and at least some for his girlfriend
•get my doctorate
•pay for Matt to get his doctorate
•pay off rent on this house
•buy a new house and a new car
•actually feel comfortable enough to have a child
•set up an entire reptile room in said house
•set up an entire mini-library in said house
•probably have so many animals it’d be considered a farm tbh
•donate a bunch to charities and institutions
•pay for Matt to get his pilot’s license (he would love that)
...god, that so much money idek
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when ur single, is it important to u to remain sxxually active? (or are u chillin takin a break)

less pure eggsy
I don’t wanna sound snotty, but when I have been single, it wasn’t long enough to determine this
The one time I was single for a few months at a time and a i screwed around, it was mostly because I had just gotten out of a 5year mentally abusive relationship, so I can’t base my experience on that time
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in ur opinion, is there a difference between “high” and “stoned”

less pure eggsy
I’d say yes
Being high is just chillin, eating snacks, laughing.
Being stoned is like, being so high you can’t move.
“Stoned” is also more exclusive to pot than other drugs
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in ur camera roll, what’s the most recent picture of food?

eggsy
I actually don’t have any saved in my camera roll. I had to go into my saved snaps on sc
Dessert from my graduation dinner back in May
in ur camera roll whats the most recent picture of food
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do you take selfies? do you listen to rap music? do u vape? do u take pictures of ur food at restaurants before u eat? (brought to u by things my grandmother thinks roy ur brain.)

eggsy
Yup
Not really, no
No
Very rarely, only if it’s absolutely beautiful (usually desserts)
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are slip ‘n slides fun? (have u ever slipped and slid? lol)

eggsy
I’ve used one but they’re not great
They usually end up hurting. If not by throwing yourself at it, then by hitting a rock or something that got stuck underneath it.
Not a good time
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Summer or Winter olympics?

eggsy
Winter, I suppose
I love watching volleyball in the summer, but I also really love curling and figure skating in the winter
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important question! when u eat a bagel and cream cheese, do u eat it like a sandwich (all together) or do u eat one cream cheese topped bagel half at a time?

eggsy
One half at a time. Always.
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Ever been to a Cinco de Mayo party?

Probably?
Like, I’m sure we’ve gotten a bunch of people together to drink on Cinco de Mayo but I’ve never dressed up or anything like that

Have you seen Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Have you seen Living Single?

Of course I have
No, I have not

Do you eat sushi? Do you eat collard greens? Do you eat yogurt?

I love sushi
Never had it
Not often, but I would. I like yogurt.

How was everyone’s day or night on a Wednesday

I had work. It was busy but a pretty good night tip-wise.
Until the fryer started leaking hot oil and had to close the kitchen/restaurant down 🙃
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