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what topics should you and your significant other just not even discuss (bc you disagree and there's no good ending)? you and your best friend? you and your parents?

eggsy
I try not to talk to my parents about anything heavy.
I will talk to my best friends about literally anything.
The only things I will not discuss with my boyfriend are any super specifics about our past s*x experiences or p*rn.

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me and my roommate have a ridiculously fun time coming up w things we disagree on and things we've debated in the past! in your family/friend group/w your significant other, can you comfortably debate things you disagree on?

eggsy
With my boyfriend and one of my brothers, yes. Everyone else would not be a pleasant experience.

things me and my roommate disagree on part 19: are leggings work appropriate? are they classy/professional?

eggsy
Depends on the rest of the outfit

things me and my roommate disagree on part 17: is the "normal" way to make scrambled eggs w cheese? like if someone's making scrambled eggs, is it just implied that they'll melt cheese on top?

eggsy
Normal for me, yes

things me and my roommate disagree on part 13: which is more difficult, being the oldest or youngest sibling?

As the oldest of 3, oldest.

things me and my roommate disagree on part 12: does starbucks make ok coffee?

eggsy
I don't like Starbucks
...but I work at Dunkin Donuts so I may be biased

things me and my roommate disagree on part 11: which is a better non-dairy milk: almond milk or soy milk?

eggsy
I've never had soy milk, but I do like almond milk

things me and my roommate disagree on part 10: was Suicide Squad a good movie?

eggsy
Eh it was okay. I didn't hate it, but I didn't particularly like it

things me and my roommate disagree on part 9: is david bowie or chris hemsworth more attractive? (both these men are near and dead to both our hearts but each of us are very loyal to one. haha.)

eggsy
Chris Hemsworth

did you have an iPod back in the day? what color was it? what type was it (shuffle, nano, touch, etc.)?

eggsy
Nano and touch
My nano was lime green and my touch was just silver
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things me and my roommate disagree on part 8: is it stilly to delete an Instagram post if it doesn't get "enough" likes? (do you do this? how many likes is "enough?")

eggsy
I don't do this. I post something because I like the picture.
But if someone needs that validation, you do you.
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things me and my roommate disagree on part 6: are man buns attractive?

eggsy
Okay, see, the problem with man buns is that they're attractive when they're up but then they let it down and they have long hair and I'm just not about that
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What does your tattoo say?

The one on my collarbone says "music charms the soul"
The one on my arm says "to love another person is to see the face of God" from the musical les miserables

things me and my roommate disagree on part 5: are big dogs generally more well behaved companions?

eggsy
Nope, it depends on the individual dog and how they're trained
My ex's golden-doodle was just as excitable and jumpy as my Yorkie. And his big dog begged more than my little one.

things me and my roommate disagree on part 4: can United States voters vote third party, even if they want their vote to count?

eggsy
Your individual vote barely even counts as it is, so vote for whoever you want
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things me and my roommate disagree on part 3: do syrup and bacon go together? is it weird to intentionally combine 'em?

eggsy
Yes they go together. Maple bacon is amazing

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