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you have been stuck in a bunker for like a year (let’s say it’s the apocalypse). you’ve been living off nutritious non-perishables. like beans and rice and canned goods. you get the opportunity to receive ONE fresh fruit or vegetable. after a year of no fresh produce, which would you choose?

eggsy
Probably watermelon
It’s larger than just about every other fruit/veggie, mostly water and if it has seeds it could be replanted
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would you consider any of your siblings “friends?”

eggsy
Not really
Like I’m kinda close with my siblings, but they’re not my friends, they’re my siblings
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do u have any nightmare vacation/hellish road trip stories?? (sometimes traveling can be an absolute shitshow 👎🏼)

eggsy
Once when i was like 10ish (idk but i was young), our family went to Virginia and we were going to Six Flags for the day and while i was waiting for everyone to get ready, my parents forgot about me and left me in the condo (there were like 12 of us to be fair) and i chased after the van as they were leaving and fell and fxcked up my hands and knees 🙃
My cousin saw me chasing them and made them stop. My parents felt so bad
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are you a godparent? how would you feel about someone in your life (a friend, a sibling) asking you to be the person who has custody of their children in the event of a tragedy?

eggsy
I’m not but i would feel absolutely honored if i was chosen to be a godparent because that would mean that that person trusts me wholeheartedly to make sure their child is taken care of
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what are your favorite broke/cheap/too lazy to really cook meals? (lmao)

eggsy
Embellished Ramen
Throw in some spices, some veggies, maybe an egg 👌🏻
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(do you like/watch Black Mirror?) what’s your favorite episode of Black Mirror?

eggsy
I haven’t watched the newest season. I don’t think i could pick a favorite. They’re all wickedly twisted and intriguing
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how do you think you would feel about being a stay at home parent? (have you ever been a stay at home parent?)

eggsy
I don’t think I’d like it tbh
I don’t like being home all day
I didn’t spend 8 years and $60k+ to get 2 degrees just to use them as decorations

What’s your name? Where you from? What’s your drink when you get drunk? What’s your sign? What’s your song?

•Mallory
•Rhode Island
•i don’t drink to get drunk
•Pisces
•”Aquaman” by WtM
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Do you think getting older (40, 50, 60) is depressing for people or a happy occasion?😶

I think that completely depends on the person

I want a girlfriend despite happily having a boyfriend. I identified as a lesbian before meeting him. I do everything except have sex with him because I want to wait until marriage. I know we are happy. But I feel guilty. What should I do about not wanting to break up with him, but wanting a woman?

Yanema
If you don’t wanna be with him, it isn’t fair to drag him along
You also do this thing called “communication.” If he truly cares about you, he’ll hear you out. That doesn’t necessarily mean he’ll be okay with you being with someone else, tho, even if that person is a girl
But i don’t feel that way about girls so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Is there something really really attractive about blue eyes?

There can be, if that’s what you’re into
I love blue eyes but i think all eye colors are nice

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