That, you’d better ask people who get surprised, not me.

Very much so, if I may say. Honestly, I’m the only person in the world I’d like to know thoroughly.

I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.

Ah again, another anon. It would’ve been better if you didn’t hide yourself behind the shadows like a ninja whilst you told me this, so that I could visit your profile to see if there’s something worth liking; and hate to rain on your parade but I ain no mage, I won’t know who you are till you show yourself so that I could see if there’s any question that piqued my interest. Kickin up a fuss like a child won’t get you anywhere.
But if you want me to be completely honest, I’d say I couldn’t care less.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Farewell, anon.

If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a payin job, I’d be employed for eternity.

'-'

I’m a pretty nice person, but I also realize that if there were an asshole championship, I would place respectfully in my weight division. :>

Do you ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn’t wanna take you.. ._.

Everything in general.

Every human being relies on and is bounded by his knowledge and experience to live. This is what we call “reality”. However knowledge and experience are ambiguous thus reality can become illusion.
Is it not possible to think that all human beings are livin in their assumptions?