jess

im bored so i thought id do a little rant bout dis ok

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1) when you think you're about to sneeze but it doesn't come out:(

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2) when girls stand in the toilet for half an hour doing their make up at school - hav ur shit then get out

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3) when people say 'bae'- this is not a word, i have never heard of this word, this word does not exist, this word is not a compliment, IT'S NOT A FUCKING WORD STOP

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4) people that still use the 'hey little guy' answer, half of the askfm population has already done that, stop

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5) people that have their username as a type of cancer but spell it wrong, 99% of the people that take the piss out of leukaemia spell it 'leukemia' so that just tells you they know nothing about it but are just trying to follow the rest of the crowd x x x

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6) people that use ':3' WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
IS THAT A MOUSTACHE OR A PAIR OF TITS OR A WEIRD SHAPED MOUTH WAT EVEN IS THAT

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7) people that wear air max- air max are ugly as fuck, and i guarantee if they weren't a massive hipster trend, not one person would have looked twice at them

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8) people who like the vamps and automatically assume they love all rock/metal music

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9) people that gesture a lot when they talk- STOP OR I WILL PUNCH U IN THE FACE

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10) immature annoying irritating people that don't stop squealing and laughing

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11) the fact that collar bones are a thing, they r a bone, everyone has them, what is hot about a bone, I do not understand it

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12) argumentative people that constantly makes you feel on edge that their judging you

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13) when you have a hair in your mouth but can't get it out :(

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14) the fact that cabbage and lettuce are basically the same yet called different things

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15) the fact that 'submarine' is so fucking hard to say

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16) when you're on askfm on your iPod when you're lying down and the screen keeps flipping landscape

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17) when it spellchecks my 'hahahaha' to'HAHAHAHAHA' it wasn't funny enough to gain my capitals:(

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18) people that but in on every fucking sentence that comes out of your mouth

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19) people that still to this day laugh when a teacher says 'sex'

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20) people that when they get a compliment, they don't say thank you, they just correct their grammar, they're trying to be nice, but that just proves that even if you where good looking, your personality lets you down

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20 reasons why I want to commit suicide:))))

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