going over to someone's house just to cuddle for 2 hours then falling asleep in that someone's lap and backhugs and watching scary movies and pretending to be fine when you're actually both terrified sounds like goals to me
i want cats right now because i'm a really sedentary person and where would i have time to take care of a dog? but when i'm older i want a dog (or dogs :D) because i can come home from clinic and take him/her for a walk and it would be wonderful and i'd have lots of time.
Why do you answer so many questions it's so annoying...
why do people ask me so many questions should be your question although i don't know the answer to that either...
hi person i am slightly (ahaha just slightly) creeped out at
How many sms do you send a day?
ehh give or take 300 hahahah
Hiiii
helloooo
Do you embrace or fear change?
depends on what's changing
Which movie do you think is overrated?
twilight (and all of that series basically) it's so bad.edward: "hi i'm a vampire that shines in sunlight---OH MY GOD YOU SMELL APPEALING I MUST DRINK YOUR BLOOD---wait i'm a good vampire i can't" bella: "omg omg he's so cute and scary and terrifying maybe he likes me back?--wait why is he glaring at me---omg he saved me from a car he's my savior we're obviously meant for each other even though he's obviously not human and looks like he could murder someone" edward: she's so pretty omg---HER BLOOD I WANT---maybe i should get her to marry me---WHO THE HELL IS THAT WEREWOLF BOY THAT KEEPS TALKING TO MY MEAT GO AWAY KID SHOO SHE'S MINE---no don't worry Rosaline I'm not into her or anything and I don't want to suck her blood either hahah don't worry I'm strong enough to handle myself I'm a manly man ;D" bella: omg i am obviously in love with edward i mean who cares if he wants to kill me sometimes? like i don't care if there's a chance i might die if i'm anywhere near him like OMG HE SPARKLES IN SUNLIGHT I WANNA MARRY HIM"like what the hell is this?? seriously.also Romeo and JulietRomeo: lolol all these girls luv meh Juliet: ugh I'm so bored with all these cute boys falling for me Romeo: oooo should i go to THAT HOUSE THAT MY FAMILY FORBID ME TO GO TO THAT I WILL PROBABLY DIE IN IF THEY FIND OUT WHO I AM?? Juliet: oh yay another stupid party tonight Romeo: this is gonna be so much fun---OOO WHO'S THAT PRETTY GIRL OVER THERE I WANT HER Juliet: ooo that boy's cute maybe he'll dance with me? Romeo: oh crap she's THE FAMILY THAT HATE'S MY FAMILY'S DAUGHTER. OH WELL WHO CARES. Juliet: lolol as if i care if my family might kill me if they figure out who i like Romeo: hey Juliet lets run away together even though we met like three hours ago Juliet: lol sure i hate it here anyway Romeo: aiight i'll meet you in your family tomb Juliet: aiight Romeo: MY DEAR JULIET YOU'RE DEAD OMG NO *drinks poison* Juliet: MY DEAR ROMEO YOU'RE DEAD OMG NO *stabs self* *priest walks in* ugh teenagersLIKE WTF ARE EVEN THESE STORIES WHERE IS THIS SO CALLED "COMMON SENSE"
the racial epithet famous quote "you can't say it unless you are one" plus just any derogatory language because can you not? that's rude and not funny in any way.