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How do you relax at the end of the day?
I hibernate because I'm not human maybe :)
Imitate kiran :D
Salman..
Suno..
Oye ullu!
Baat suno meri
Yar Salman bhook lagi hai
Yar mera parhne ka dil nahi hai
Yar mera college janay ka dil nahi kar raha
Yar mera kuch bhi karne ko dil nahi kar raha :/
Salman yar I've a crush on Damon Salvatore
Yar I've a crush on John Snow
Yar I've a crush on Vincent Keller
Yar I've a crush on Imran Khan
She: Yar I'm in love *-*
Me: Kis se? -_-
She: Damon Salvatore *-*
Me: Woh jo gay hai? :D
She: K !!
Me: Kya hua? :D
She: Baat mat karo mujhse manhoos :D
Mujhe samosay nahi pasand
Mujhe kaddu nahi pasand
Mujhe gobi nahi pasand
Mujhe coke nahi pasand
Mujhe 7up nahi pasand
Mujhe biscuits nahi pasand
Oye Vampire Diaries dekho
Oye Beauty And The Beast dekho
Oye Game Of Thrones dekho
Oye Closer dekho
Oye The Avengers dekho
Oye The Last song dekho
Salman yar u're love!
Salman u're the best!
Salman marr jao tum! :D
Manhoos insaan! :D
Oye baaz aao :D
Yar I'm high *-*
(starts sending song lyrics)
Me: Kiran tum theek ho?
She: *Keeps on sending*
Me: Acha buss thek hai naaa!
She: *not bothered, keeps sending*
Me: Acha bye.
She: #AchaSorry :D
Le senti mood on,
Yar I wish I was never born :/
I wish main marr jau :/
Yar main tang aa gai hoon :(
*starts updating senti status on fb*
Me: yar kya hua hai tumhe?
She: kuch nahi buss choro..
Me: hug chahiye? :* :D
She: Dafa ho jao manhoos :D
She: Salman?
Me: bolo
She: aik masla ho gaya hai yar ._.
Me: Ab kya kardia? :|
She: Yar woh maine aik bande ko suna di fb pe..
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA xD
She: Hasso mat acha na -_-
Me: HAHAHAHAHA xD
She: Kbye -.-
Yar Kiran tum aik he piece ho wese :D 1 of a type! :D Tumhe koi bhi kabhi replace nahi kar sakta :** :D
Suno..
Oye ullu!
Baat suno meri
Yar Salman bhook lagi hai
Yar mera parhne ka dil nahi hai
Yar mera college janay ka dil nahi kar raha
Yar mera kuch bhi karne ko dil nahi kar raha :/
Salman yar I've a crush on Damon Salvatore
Yar I've a crush on John Snow
Yar I've a crush on Vincent Keller
Yar I've a crush on Imran Khan
She: Yar I'm in love *-*
Me: Kis se? -_-
She: Damon Salvatore *-*
Me: Woh jo gay hai? :D
She: K !!
Me: Kya hua? :D
She: Baat mat karo mujhse manhoos :D
Mujhe samosay nahi pasand
Mujhe kaddu nahi pasand
Mujhe gobi nahi pasand
Mujhe coke nahi pasand
Mujhe 7up nahi pasand
Mujhe biscuits nahi pasand
Oye Vampire Diaries dekho
Oye Beauty And The Beast dekho
Oye Game Of Thrones dekho
Oye Closer dekho
Oye The Avengers dekho
Oye The Last song dekho
Salman yar u're love!
Salman u're the best!
Salman marr jao tum! :D
Manhoos insaan! :D
Oye baaz aao :D
Yar I'm high *-*
(starts sending song lyrics)
Me: Kiran tum theek ho?
She: *Keeps on sending*
Me: Acha buss thek hai naaa!
She: *not bothered, keeps sending*
Me: Acha bye.
She: #AchaSorry :D
Le senti mood on,
Yar I wish I was never born :/
I wish main marr jau :/
Yar main tang aa gai hoon :(
*starts updating senti status on fb*
Me: yar kya hua hai tumhe?
She: kuch nahi buss choro..
Me: hug chahiye? :* :D
She: Dafa ho jao manhoos :D
She: Salman?
Me: bolo
She: aik masla ho gaya hai yar ._.
Me: Ab kya kardia? :|
She: Yar woh maine aik bande ko suna di fb pe..
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA xD
She: Hasso mat acha na -_-
Me: HAHAHAHAHA xD
She: Kbye -.-
Yar Kiran tum aik he piece ho wese :D 1 of a type! :D Tumhe koi bhi kabhi replace nahi kar sakta :** :D
People you may like
imitate musa :)
Yo persie!
Oye persian!
Chussarhhhh...
Him: Oye Sulli!
Me: bol..
Him: kuch nahi :3
Oye paise laya hai?
Oye test aata hai?
Oye persian, abu ko bataya tunay?
Naa kr bc!!
Yo bitch!
Chal na chalen yarrr!!
Bc chal naa!!
Main tujhe Kehhh raha thaaa!!
Oye abhi jaye ga?
Chal na yar ghar chalte hain buss :/
Bohat dhoop hai yar side main chalte hain.
Bachi gamer honi chaiye busss...!
Oye nayi game laya hoon!
Bc uske graphics dekh, pagal ho jaye ga!!
Oye nayi game aa rahi hai
*buys a new game*
Me: Oye musay game kesi ja rahi hai?
Him: Konsi?
Me: *blah blah*
Him: Oh woh wali? Woh toh kabki end kr li
Me: waah :|
Him: Oye meri taraf kabhi bhi aa jaya karo game khelne buss msg kr dia karo pehle.
*text him anytime, no response*
*call him, wont bother picking up*
*if picks then..*
Him: han bol bc..
Me: Hum log aa rahay hain teri taraf
Him: Oyeeee abhi na aao abhi safai ho rahi hai ghar main..
*Or*
Main nano ke ghar hoon
Or
Yar controller kharab hai
Or
Yar sab ghar pe hain iss waqt
Or
Abhi na aao saturday ko aana
*saturday wont pick up the phone* :D
Reborn best car hai!! (knows only a few names of cars)
Me: oye musay bata yahan Mercedes kahan khadi hai?
Him: *points towards a truck* yeh hai? O.o
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA xD
Him: Bc mujhe nahi pata na gariyon ka :|
Him: Oye chussarh paise jama kr next week aik sath ja kr mobile lein ge.
Me: theek hai.
(next week)
Me: musay mobile lena hai ya nahi?
Him: nahi yar abhi paise nahi hain, parhna hai abhi :/
Me: wah bc.
Oye persian!
Chussarhhhh...
Him: Oye Sulli!
Me: bol..
Him: kuch nahi :3
Oye paise laya hai?
Oye test aata hai?
Oye persian, abu ko bataya tunay?
Naa kr bc!!
Yo bitch!
Chal na chalen yarrr!!
Bc chal naa!!
Main tujhe Kehhh raha thaaa!!
Oye abhi jaye ga?
Chal na yar ghar chalte hain buss :/
Bohat dhoop hai yar side main chalte hain.
Bachi gamer honi chaiye busss...!
Oye nayi game laya hoon!
Bc uske graphics dekh, pagal ho jaye ga!!
Oye nayi game aa rahi hai
*buys a new game*
Me: Oye musay game kesi ja rahi hai?
Him: Konsi?
Me: *blah blah*
Him: Oh woh wali? Woh toh kabki end kr li
Me: waah :|
Him: Oye meri taraf kabhi bhi aa jaya karo game khelne buss msg kr dia karo pehle.
*text him anytime, no response*
*call him, wont bother picking up*
*if picks then..*
Him: han bol bc..
Me: Hum log aa rahay hain teri taraf
Him: Oyeeee abhi na aao abhi safai ho rahi hai ghar main..
*Or*
Main nano ke ghar hoon
Or
Yar controller kharab hai
Or
Yar sab ghar pe hain iss waqt
Or
Abhi na aao saturday ko aana
*saturday wont pick up the phone* :D
Reborn best car hai!! (knows only a few names of cars)
Me: oye musay bata yahan Mercedes kahan khadi hai?
Him: *points towards a truck* yeh hai? O.o
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA xD
Him: Bc mujhe nahi pata na gariyon ka :|
Him: Oye chussarh paise jama kr next week aik sath ja kr mobile lein ge.
Me: theek hai.
(next week)
Me: musay mobile lena hai ya nahi?
Him: nahi yar abhi paise nahi hain, parhna hai abhi :/
Me: wah bc.
Yo. Like my "50" answers, and than send me an "@" (with your name). I'll give you "1" gift of your choice. (No hate)
Sorry I dont take gifts from unknown, fool someone else :)
Like = 5 likes?
Ok
How did you meet your best friend?
I'll give credit to ask.fm :)
followed.back maybe? (sent to all peeps i follow)
Following already..
What makes life worth living?
If your girl takes care of your things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How would you explain color to a blind man?
and why would I be so lame?
First 2 Like Get 15 Like ? rest 2 Like For All Yalaa ^.^
Chalo yolo \m/ Hit the♥
Dp rate: 9/10 :)
Thankyou Javeria :)
Likes Hna :'D @iosman123
What? :|
haha tysm :D
You're welcome ^_^
Noo she's one of my fav :3
And you really even look like her, when I see your dp I feel if its her in the picture :D
tbh my zodiac mae :3 don't know you personaly but you're a very kind person :) #stayblessed.
That was just enough to make me smile :) Thank you Ileana D'Cruz :D I hope you dont mind if I call you that ^_^
Dp = nice/10 (:
Did you just gave me 10/10 ? :o :D Thankyou ^_^
Do you wear a watch?
Yes I do infact.
What is the meaning of the life in one word?
Race.
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The moment to ponder that everyone is getting atleast 1 question related to "chatous".. Hit like if you recieved.
dp rate 8.5/10
Thanks mate (y)
Follow or ask us if you're a fan of Neymar Jr. :)
Do I expect a followback?
20 likes = 20 likes
Sure :) You go first :)
have you heard of the app chatous?
yeah why?
Hi! I followed you. Can you please like my best friend's page? She can win a trip to Disneyland. It would mean a lot if you helped. The link is in my bio x
Sorry sweetie but you didn't follow me. Stop telling lies :)
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