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i got so excited i got turtle head and let out an almighty parp and i trippled (shat myself, spunked and sicked all at the same time) The tripple was so large the chair collapsed and the excrement dangling from my slender cheeks collided with my underwear therefore leaving me with a skid. x

is this emma knights or s/t lol

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i was so joyful i began to bob up and down the leather chair, the barber was now beginning to find it difficult to cut my wispy hair, a lock of my hair fell upon my moving lap, the barber gently moved the strand of hair brushing his porky fingers past my penis; that was the final straw,

omfg

once upon a time i had a skid, it all started when i was 9 and i went to the barbers to get my bowl cut trimmed, my barber was a pete burn look alike and i found him extremely attractive and i got quite excited as my hair trimmings drifted upon the dusky wood flooring on which the barber was stood,

wtf LOL

Blonde haired girls or brown haired? Blue eyes or Brown eyes? Tall or Short? Light skin or Tanned skin?

brown hair, tan, blue hair, medium tall yum, blonde with blue eyes any height any colour skin, black/dark brown hair with brown eyes and ghost white skin x

girls are asking rather cringey questions on here, does it creep you out or?

im ok with it i like questions x

random question, just wanted to know what you think. i'm size 8 and roughly 5'3, got long wavy-ish natural blonde hair to my bum and got blue eyes. got an average sized bum, i've been told by people. and get toold i look like cameron diaz.. what do you say?

u sound hot

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