this one time my boyfriend was about to blow a load into my mouth when suddenly our dog jumped ontop of him and started having sex with him in the anus so he started to choke and later died
oh my god what the fuck??????? ME TOO WHAT A COINCIDENCE
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i never told anybody about my hamster incident because it is so fucked up but i can't stop laughing thinking about it
that is so weird but so amazing, did you get rabies or s/t tho lol
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IT WAS SO SCARY I DIDN'T REALISE MY HAMSTER WAS THERE :'( I SWEAR DOWN THIS IS TRUE HAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK AHAH
oh my god it's true??? WHAT
hu r your bffs?
is this someone im friends with asking me this to see if i say them???? if so then YOU
I think u should try and fit in the cupboard , can't u move the old boxes??
i will try x
do you have any pets
i have a dog hes called george he is awesome but has brain damage ok but he loves u
once my hamster bit my vagina i'm not kidding i screamed
oh my god i just spat out my drink wtf LOL
No straight guy loves Chanel and Paris Hilton js
because..........
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lol
what phone have u got
4s lol im cute x
Are u in the cupboard???? Can u fit in the cupboard Ben?????
do u want me to try?? ok brb trying ok the result is no cos theres like boxes of my old stuff on the bottom so yh
Who is your favourite super hero?
batman's cool
AIDS!
oh my you sending me this really negatively affected me!!!! go you!!
i have a head and tail but no legs what am i
a coin lol
i agree
You're beautiful. Just thought I'd let you know. Oh, and I love you :*
awwww thank you!! my first question from a non anon as well yay <3 love you too x
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Are you in the closet?
i dont have a closet i have a cupboard so.....no
Skinny or curvy
doesnt really matter
Will you marry me?(:
yes
You're cool
thanx lol
Are you gay or straight?
why is everyone asking me this i dont get it?!?!?
attention seeker much
o yah u got me aw sux
It was nice that you followed me first just saying :) I didn't see your twitter before that but If I did I would follow haha :) thanks for the follow !!!!
you're welcome lol x
Would you mind if someone just randomly dm'd you cause they wanted to start talking to you..?
nope, hardly anyone talks to me on twitter so yh i reply to most dms which aren't "PLZ GIMI SHOUTOUT I AM 183723 AWAY FROM 552!!!" etc
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