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what annoys you the most on twitter? x

oh my god best question because i could go ON
-begs
-people with like 1k followers who consistently pester you for rts
-people who copy my tweets like 2 minutes after i post them BITCH I EDIT LIKE LITTLE TRIANGLES INTO MY PHOTO SO IF U SEE A PHOTO THAT HAS BLACK TRIANGLES IN THE CORNER AND ITS NOT POSTED BY ME THEN HATE ON THE BASIC BITCH THAT POSTED IT
-union j trends because they are literally the abomination, like seriously i would take 1d and justin bieber trends over them ANY DAY.
-those fucking bitches who have the shittest tweets but thousands of followers because theyre fucking attractive and yes i only hate them because i cant have sex with them
-did i mention begs??
-those fucking stupid trends which are like #tweet(GenericCunt)yoursmile like how fucking desperate for attention are you jesus christ just sTOP (this includes the begs who KEEP on asking me to trend with them like fuck sake get ur own followers bitches)
-THE GIRLS WHO TAKE PART IN THE TRENDS ABOVE LIKE *OH MY GOD* HOW DESPERATE ARE U THAT YOURE SENDING PICTURES TO BOYS YOUVE NEVER MET JUST SO YOU CAN GET A FAVOURITE AND THE OFF-CHANCE OF A FOLLOW LIKE JESUS
-omg these type of begs get their own section, the ones who start a conversation with u and ur like oh theyre nice and then BAM "hey mate btw can i get a shoutout i need more followers" BASICALLY IF UR THIS KIND OF PERSON THEN GO KILL URSELF OK BYE
SO MANY MORE BUT I CANT THINK OF THEM BUT LITERALLY TWITTER IS ONE OF THE MOST ANNOYING THINGS OF ALL TIME IDK WHY I EVEN TWEET ANYMORE BRB DELETING MY ACCOUNT

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omg i like the way you think! i was a little scared until you explained your 'not particularly' wanting incest :') and omfg that cruise would have been better bahahah

erm yah unless it was with my mum??? literally that would be my worst nightmare
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what's the best compliment someone could ever give you?

erm
you're funny
i like your blog
you have really good skin
your hair looks nice today
i love your *insert item of clothing*
i love your tweets
your music taste is the best
your fashion sense is the best
i have a twitter crush on you
many others ok i like compliments altho i never really know how to reply and i always feel like theyre being sarcastic because remember that one time when regina george said that girls skirt was nice? exactly.
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cruise is where you spend a year on and all the way around the world cruise, you spend like every minute of it with them thoughh...

OH RIGHT THAT KIND OF CRUISE I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LIKE CRUISING AS IN PICKING UP SOMEONE IN TOILETS FOR SEX?????????
ok 1. mum cruise cos im not particularly down for incest (when i say particularly i mean 0% at all ok dont pick into my word choice)
2. susan boyle shag because her body is like mysterious, nobody knows what it looks like
3. queen marry because well dUH ID BE THE KING MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
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OH MY GOD I DIDN'T ASK THAT QUESTION BUT YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY BOOSH OMG, MARRY ME

YES LETS DO IT AND WATCH ENDLESS EPISODES ITS THE BEST PROGRAM OF *ALL TIME*
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trim or shave down in your downstairs department store?? x

depends on how i'm feeling but yh i dont let it grow wild lol ew
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ok shag, marry and cruise.. the queen, susan boyle and your mum. GO.

oh gAWD erm im not actually sure what cruise is??? so tell me what it is and i'll answer
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Do you like The Mighty Boosh?

oh MY GOD IT IS MY FAVOURITE SHOW IVE BEEN WATCHING IT SINCE THE FIRST SERIES IVE SEEN MIGHTY BOOSH LIVE I LITERALLY AM I LOVE WITH THE MIGHTY BOOSH I EVEN HAVE TSHIRTS
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what kind of accent do you have?

erm southern accent? ppl say it sounds posh but thats cos theyre northern and they dont understand
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so you'd date a girl whos up to a size 20 because their not fat

i dont know what size 20 even is i think you're expecting too much of me
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what would you consider 'fat' as in what dress size/weight?

idk lol most of my friends are size 10 but idk what fat would be, like 20?? idk
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