The Age of Dark. Link the fire, chosen undead... ...
How do I get my very own 3D Japanese waifu?
Same way you get any waifu!0) Be part of an in-group that brings status and safety. 1) Be successful and accomplished in a career that brings status and money. 2) Be fit and smart and interesting. 3) Don't be a wimp. 4) Always win.In short, live a life that brings genuine benefits to those around you. You should have amazing coattails that say "RESERVED SEATING - VIP ONLY". Once she rides those coattails she should be able to brag about you to her friends and feel great about making her friends' boyfriends look like capital-L losers. You should be her trump card in the status game. That's the gold standard.Well, that's my perception of things, anyway. But what do I know? I'm just sitting here drawing bullied himehorns. I'm out of the game, anyway.Yer on your own, brah.
Himehorn merchandise please. Himehorn plushie? Himecut-wig-with-horns? Himehorntears and himehornsnot flavor soda? Himehorn pocket pussy or pocket anus in black or white plastic?
Careful with that musclehorn onahole, it'll snap your dick off.
On a scale of George Lucas to Quentin Tarantino, how bloody do you like your action movies?
More Vampire Bride, more Pantsuit, get a book out. Once that's out of the way, it's Subject of Witches for 2016!
I want to become a bwehcromancer. How do I start?
If you wish to romance a bweh, the steps are easy: 1) Be the strongest 2) Have a cute, short, pseudo-himecut 3) Try to find some hobbies you have in common. Maybe games? 4) The way to a bweh's heart is through her stomach. Feed your bweh. Try not to die. 5) Just be yourself!With that you should be able to romance a bweh. Good luck!
But you promised apron & slippers!
Her childhood/best friend can wear them while breakfast for her kids. Not naked apron though, that's for her husband.
You say she's a meguca, but what are her meguca powers? What is her meguca transformation like?
Not really. ;w; I have Amagi Brilliant Park downloaded but I haven't watched it yet. Too busy bullying himehorns!
Dan, stop right there ya loli loving autist and bow to your senpai. Pardon my lewdness but I wouldn't even hold hands with your waifu. Your opinions are an embarrassment to Chinese cartoon fans everywhere.
Get outta here, Rog.
Why is forbidden romance the best type of romance?
Drama, tears. and doki-doki heart-pounding situations!
Can one of the tiny haremhorns become musclehorn? Or a hornmother? We just need to adopt a few, create a differing sect of them on the surface, make them love nohorn and find a way to make their hair blond through genetic manipulation. It's for the best, really.
Nope, a musclehorn is gonna be a musclehorn, a haremhorn is gonna be a haremhorn.You might be able to steal a tiny hornmother and raise her above ground, but why would you want to do that? They're a lot of trouble: whining, crying, complaining about the cold, expectedly plopping out tiny hornbaby eggs everywhere / all the time...Also please don't change a himehorn's hair. A himehorn's himecut (and horns) are her pride.
Have a cakeyear good sir!
A cakest new year to you, too!
Do himehorns make good pets? How do you take care of a himehorn?
Nope. The hornmothers are fragile and the fear of the nohorn has been carved into their bodies. They wouldn't like it on the surface.They'd just stay in bed and cry and wait for someone to take them back home.Your standard issue musclehorn is listless when separated from the group. She'll passively accept anything but keep her away too long and she'll be dead inside in short order.The tiny haremhorns might make good pets but be prepared to adopt at least 5-6 at once. Like the rest of their kind they're herd animals. Don't bully them though. Bully one and your'll scare them all. Unless that's what you want, you sicko.