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Don't worry, once you finish VB you can have everyone read it backwards.

Haremhorn
Help! I'm being bullied by a haremhorn!!

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No, they'll definitely eat and lay eggs inside the horns if they get the chance. T-that's how vampire work, right? Eggs? | I never knew vampires were a type of parasitic wasp.

Well, they are kinda parasitic. Or at least very clingy.

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Would you rather have a boyfriend/ girlfriend for life or a best friend for life?

It's game over for me, Daily-kun. Leave me alone!! Leave me alone so I can not update and play video games!!

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When do we get to see Darkcake in 2B cosplay?

That is actually a great idea, anon.
Darkcake and 2B are both good girls who do their best every day.

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Can I get a share of a cute himehorn pic? Feeling really down today...

This one's for you, anon.

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So you are the sole creator/owner of the Himehorn IP? Or do you share the credit with anyone else?

The himehorns are mine and mine alone!

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Snowhorn better be a REAL Comfy Romantic Journey or I'll sue for false advertising otherwise! Suffering is probably inevitable...but please have a good end!

It'll be like Spice and Wolf.
Stubble and Horn?

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@haremhorn and @himehorn are plotting a global take over, they can not be trusted!

That's probably Banehorn. She's a necessary evil.

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I have my first MMA fight Danpai. Please give power!

The White Witch smiles upon you!
Delicious melon wedges shall be yours upon your victorious return.

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I don’t believe just one person runs all those RP man, correct me if I’m wrong, but you don’t manage any of them? :Tc

WALKINGDEADMANN
What RP accounts? Those are horns from the caves.

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Why is Enna a tsundere-witch?

She's not tsundere, she's just had it up to here.

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can I eat your cakes?

MuscleHorn
No!
Please leave a cake by the cave entrance. >: T

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Darkcake won't have to worry, Cupcake will surely go to the caves for the free cake and leech on the good heart of the cakeist.

>tfw apostle eats all your cake
>tfw apostle sleeps in all your nests
>tfw apostle plays all your games and saves over your save files
>tfw apostle won't go home
why this

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>rood || http://manga.clone-army.org/gallery.php?gallery=various&page=0 Remember when your men looked like men?

Good times.
What happened?

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Would you rather date a person, who is a great cook or a great masseur/masseuse?

Cook!
I hate cooking and I don't care about back rubs.

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Not that guy but: "building your own future/make your life" says the guy who draw cartoon butts for living. No hatin on you Dan, but you are the last person to say this sort of thing, not to mention life is not that easy to fix it with "change your lifestyle" or any other motivational bullshit.

Hey man, if you think living the right life means getting a high status job and accumulating money, then good for you. But I had a good taste of that life and it wasn't for me. I had raises and promotions and money and a good education, but it all meant nothing. Toys and status? What for? I was miserable and life was devoid of all meaning and purpose. So what could I do? Take the "normal" path and buy a house I don't want, get a wife I can't love, and raise kids I resent? To work my ass off at a job I don't care about for 40 years and retire comfortably as an empty shell of a man? Or take control of my life, ditch the job, throw away the junk I don't need, and pursue the passion I've had since I was twelve years old?
Well, that's what I did. Now life is worth living. Every day I leap out of bed and run to my drawing tablet to get down to work. When I go to bed at night I can't wait to get up again and get back to it.
It is absolutely possible to build a life that you can look back and say "yeah, it was worth it". All it takes is some self-knowledge, knowing what's possible given your circumstances, some guts, and the ability to stop caring what other people think. It can mean sacrifices -- deep ones -- and you'll have to decide whether it's worth it. For me, it was. But it's YOUR life. You have to take control of it. At least, you have to try.

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do you have an image of the captain? :Tc

Yes!
Here:

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Another update, so soon? Did you get fired, Dan? I'm concerned.

I'm still working at YUUBEE! I think the power of THE PACT is having a positive effect.

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If universe is infinite, all possibilities are somewhere... SO THERE IS A PLANET WITH HIMEHORNS SOMEWHERE! And Maya eating the red hooded girl ! And Tomoyo ! AND NANA !!!! (Wow something's wrong I'm my head)

All roads lead to Enna's Domain. Just some roads are longer than others.

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Enna seems the type to really appreciate a set of noise cancelling headphones.

She might. But she's more likely to send her noisy daughters to their room instead.

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How would you explain MGNQ to your grandmother?

So there's this moon rabbit in this electronic lounge where autistic manchildren gather to listen to it tell stories about underage girls in the year 40000 drinking, shooting, fucking, lifting weights and eating pancakes.The girls have magic powers and the manchildren want to marry them and there is some kind of fish sausage ritual at the end of every story session. There is also a talking cat.
This has been happening three times a week for more than two years.

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Sempai, why is the new haremhorn so gay for musclehorns?

Esper, Rosehip fangirl
>gay
Get your nohorn standards out of here!
Also she'll learn her lesson once she has to start scrubbing smelly musclehorns.

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How can I translate your stuff ? I saw the translation kit in some comic info, I'll do it in french if u allow me ^^'

I love getting translations! =w=
Just download the pages, edit, and mail 'em back to me at elbowlick@gmail.com
I'll post 'em up with your credit/link as translator!
=w=

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>Darkcake was a siscon all along, and will be the last one to frost cupcake and the first to love her

>incestuous dfc meguca yuri
Is this it? The purest form of love?

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Is it weird that I identify as an artistic person and dream of being an artist, but have never put serious effort into drawing a single time in my life? And I keep putting it off? "A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people." -Thomas Mann

>"identify as an artistic person"
Anon. Wake up.
WAKE THE FUCK UP.
It doesn't matter what you identify as. Nor does it matter what other folks identify you as. What matters is that you DO THE WORK.
>"A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people." -Thomas Mann
That "difficulty" is the difficulty that a rock climber experiences when he tackles the hardest cliffs. By living in this state of difficulty, he masters the skills, the mountain, and most importantly /himself/. This is the hard work that you should be doing.
If you're not doing this hard work, you're just sitting at the bottom with your climbing gear, taking it easy, posturing and posing and crying about how climbing is soooo haaaard.
"I'm a real climber!! What's the difference between me and that guy really climbing?! I'm working up to it! I'll start soon! Any day now!! I'm so tortured and complicated!! Respect me!! REEEEE!!"
You can identify as an artist all you want, but one one gives a fuck what you identify as. And no one should.
GET TO WORK, ANON.
GET.
TO.
WORK.
>mfw

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Comics and cartoon butts.