Do you honestly think you're funny?👀
Absolutely. I'm hilarious.
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How many followers do u have here?
118.
🙈 Share things that upset you about other people
Their stupidity.
People you may like
What’re you doing
Eating dinner.
You look like a weak minded person?
How so?
Well hello Do you cry a lot? Because of what?
Not really.
Do you like piercing and tatooes?
Eh.
Thoughts about lockdowwwwn ?
No idea, never experienced it.
Ladies I need help please! 💅 I want good cream foundation recommendations please for oily skin??
Maybelline Fit Me Matte and Poreless.
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Sending all you legends positive vibes. 🤙🏻
You too.
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Yeah i will for sure, i could find inspiration i never heard of the word limerick before! Are you super intelligent or am i just stupid?
I'm intelligent and well-educated.
Okey than i'm a limerick singer 😛
Apparently so.
Oh so not rhyme but one sentence rhymes with the next sentence? I'm not really that smart
Google some examples.
Santa's been looking over his naughty list & when he gets to me you know he's gonna be pissed! Cause after he heads out on his yearly trip, I'll be sneaking off to the pole for a bit. She'll be waiting for me out there in the northern snow & I can´t wait to get her underneath the mistletoe Mrs Claus
Definitely sounds like a limerick.
Do you really love your partner/ wife or husband?
Don't have one.
What is limerick mean? It's a song i wrote and i use popular songs melody and sing a parody of them.
A limerick is a form of verse, usually with a particular rhyming pattern.
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Hello.
Do you have aspergers syndrome?
No, I don't.
I only watch the shows that other guys say "Eh, this really blows" But that's the way it goes they all make fun of me & I watch alone 😢 My friends all think my life is such a pity cause I've seen every single Sex in the City. Someday I swear I'm gonna go out and find me some more testosterone 😎💪
Sounds like a limerick.
Do you think lockdown will be extended?
I'm not in lockdown.
What you did today?
Worked.
I liked this girl, so then I told my friend and then my friend went and told the girls brother… because they were friends as well.. so then the girl brother came up to me and started threatening me about his sister… what should I do now, fck his sister then fck him up haha
Grow the fuck up.
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What work are you doing?
Retail.
If you ex blocks you on all platforms how do you get in contact to apologise and set the record straight?
You leave them the fuck alone. Clearly they don't want anything to do with you.
Any muslims here?
Atheist.
Wanna chat? I have a question. 👻
Nope.
Charlie or mj?
Who??
Do you like going to birthday parties? 🍾
Don't remember the last time I went to one.
Do you like tacos? 🌮
Sure do.
Do you like going to the bowls club? 🥌
Never been.
Do you like archery? 🏹
Yes.
Do you like eating burgers? 🍔
Absolutely.
Do you like Krispy Kreme donuts? 🍩
They're overrated.
Do you like going to the gym? 🏋️♀️
Love it.
Her boyfriend commutes to work, she herself lives at home. Want to be intimate with your boyfriend?
This makes zero sense.
If my sister asks to borrow my apartment, should I say yes?
Context.
My sister is pregnant, do you think it's important that I, like her brother, support her?
Not necessarily.
Hi how are u
Tired.
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True or False: You sleep too much
False.
Will the storm beat the Titans?
The what now?
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Have you been to the arts theatre before to watch a play? 🎟
Yes.
Have you ever seen snow before? ⛄️
Seen it, yes.
Have you been to a stadium before? 🏟
Yes.
Ping Pong or Table Tennis? 🏓
Table tennis.
Would you believe me if I told you that I’m Miranda Cosgrove?
Nope.
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Do you like pancakes? 🥞
I prefer crêpes.
Do you like going to the pub?
Not particularly.
What is on your mind right now? 🌌
Assignments.
If you could have one extra body part, what would you choose?
Extra hand.
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To be honest, what are you waiting for?
My degree to finish.
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