Guy buys a cigarette pack. Reads warning- "Smoking causes impotency" Goes back to store and says, "Bhai ye konsa pack diya hain? Woh cancer wala dena." 😂😂
Her dad- Do you have a job? Me- Yes, I make the adhaan. Her dad- A Muezzin? That's admirable. Where? Me- In your newborn grandchild's ears, In sha Allah. 😂 #HalaalPickups
Kids these days are wearing shoes of Nike, Reebok and Adidas. When I was a kid, I wore shoes which used to make a beeping sound with every step taken. 😂
The right time to cross a road in India is not when the signal turns red. It is when enough people are sick of waiting and just cross together. #JustIndianThings
1 stone is enough to break a glass. 1 sentence is enough to break someone's heart. 1 second is enough to fall in love. Then why the hell 1 chapter isn't enough to pass the exam?