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What's your vision about morning jogging?Let's go for a run together?

I literally HATE jogging/running. I have bad knees and ankles. I will never start my morning with a job. I'd rather go to the gym.
That being said, I'm definitely not going for a run with an anon stranger. Even if I did run.

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does ur current workplace do “employee of the month?” have you ever worked somewhere that has?

eggsy
My current workplace, no.
Dunkin Donuts did though.
I got Employee of the Month, then a couple weeks later got promoted to team trainer, then a couple weeks after that got promoted to Assistant Manager 🤷🏼‍♀️

do you have Panera Bread? Jersey Mike’s? either way: i’m ur professional opinion which should i do for dinner? (lol i have gift cards)

eggsy
We have both but I've only gone to Jersey Mike's once. So I'd probably choose that one.

name five of ur celebrity crushes, go:

eggsy
Hayley Williams (Paramore)
Taylor York (Paramore)
Kevin Ray (Walk the Moon)
Julian Edelman (NE Patriots)
Chris Hemsworth (idk if I'd consider him a "crush" but he's definitely a babe)

what’s ur opinion on fast food?

eggsy
It's terrible.
But do I still eat it? Absolutely. It's quick, easy and cheap. I usually end up regretting it like an hour later but oh well I guess
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what’s ur (face) skin type? is ur skin particularly dry? have you dealt w acne? what are your all time favorite skincare products for dealing w whatever ur dealing w?

eggsy
A combination of oily and dry.
I have eczema so we skin is literally always dry
I never really had acne. I do get a small breakout of like 2 more pimples than normal, but that's usually only around my period
I don't have a face/skin care routine so idk
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are you appropriate? brainy? cocky? decisive? easygoing? funny? gullible? happy? italian? jesus-y? kind?

eggsy
Depends on your definition of appropriate. I swear a lot though so probs not
In some aspects
I don't think so, no
Absolutely not. I am so indecisive that I even frustrate myself
Eh usually, sometimes
Depends on who you ask, but I don't really think so
Not really
For the most part, usually
Nope, not at all
Definitely not
I try to be. I think I am
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How many times have you heard the words of someone close to you..? 🤔

What does this even mean?
I talk to people I care about every single day

have you ever done the deed w ur first kiss? (also what are they like now? would you get with them now?)

less pure eggsy
My first kiss was at age 14 with my first boyfriend. We were together for like 3.5 years. And yes, he was also the first person I did the deed with
I have no idea what he's like now. Haven't talked to him since we broke up in high school, so like 10 years ago.
Hell no, would I get with him now! No matter what he's like now, I don't care. For many reasons, most I won't mention here.
But I have a man and he's amazing and so is the deed ✌👍

at what point is a 🍆 above average? (BONUS: what’s the biggest you’ve ever dealt w? and/or do you consider yourself above average?)

less pure eggsy
Average is about like 5.5/6 inches, right? So anything past that.
Everyone I've been with had been average. If not, it was too small of a difference for me to notice.
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