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what's the hardest thing about being a kid? a teenager? a twenty-something?

eggsy
Kid-- making friends
Teenagers-- hormones, fake friends, worrying about grades, heartbreak
Twenty somethings-- college, student loans, taxes, debt, jobs, money in general, drifting away from real friends, literally everything about being an adult except alcohol
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think abt the biggest a-hole you've ever worked w. were they a boss or coworker? why'd they suck?

eggsy
One of the waitresses I work with is bossy, gets stressed easy and takes it out on the rest of the crew, and is just not nice
My ex-manager would slack at her job, tell me (her assistant) to do about 5 tasks at a time while she took hours to do work that I can do in 20 minutes, and caused everyone extra stress for no reason. And she always fxcked up everyone's work schedule.
And all the women I worked with at Macy's were stuck-up. I only lasted about 2 months there because I went 2 weeks without working a shift cuz the lady in charge of the schedule constantly took me off shifts I signed up for.
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rank these from fav to least fav: lattes, mochas, black coffee, hot chocolate, green tea.

eggsy
Hot chocolate
Green tea
Black coffee (only iced)
Lattes
I'm not really sure what a "mocha" as a drink is. I only know mocha as a flavor
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is there anything you really wanted to try as a kid, that you never got the chance to?

eggsy
Not really. But now as an adult, I wish I had done more sports/kept up with ice skating
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have you ever ridden a motorcycle?

eggsy
No but my boyfriend has a motorcycle and wants me to go riding with him when he gets it up and running
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how many of you are college grads? how many of you attended college? what is/was your uni experience like?

eggsy
I am! I graduated in 2014 and went back last year to get another degree.
I loved university, for the most past. I was in marching band, I joined a fraternity, I made so many good friends. I mean, I liked it so much I went back. I just wish I had picked a different major the first time around
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you find out someone you're seeing/sleeping w has a significant other. what would your next step be? cut off all contact? keep doin what ur doin? snoop and alert the so? (would you do different things depending on the level/seriousness of their relationship?)

eggsy
Boy bye ✌🏻
I'm not a side piece. I'm your only girl, or I'm not your girl at all.
I'd like to think I'd tell their partner. He clearly doesn't respect relationships anyway.
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if you had to name a real human child after a pet you have personally owned, what would you name them? (you can answer for both genders but that might be tricky.)

eggsy
We had a hamster named Stanley
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if you're a middle child or only child: which seems more difficult, being the oldest or youngest? if you're the oldest or youngest child: which seems more difficult being an only child or the middle child?

eggsy
I'm the oldest of 3.
My middle brother is the unofficial favorite. He used to be such a punk and got away with a lot. Now he's a marine, so his praise is just going up.
I would never want to be an only child. I love my brothers
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are there any conspiracy theories involving celebrities that you believe? (jim morrison was murdered!!! also the theory that beyonce has lied abt her age fascinates me.)

eggsy
I don't want to believe it, but the theory that Avril Lavigne died years ago and a stand in has taken her place, is kind of believable
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what is one stereotype about a group you fall into? (it can be any group from young mother to cop to artist to teenager to gay man... anything!!) do you fit this stereotype?

eggsy
That millennials are lazy and entitled.
Absolutely not. I'm in school, I work my butt off every day and I pay most of my bills by myself. If I'm being lazy, it's because I'm fxcking exhausted
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Post a picture of your cat. Introduce your pet. (:

My boyfriend's kitty, not mine. But she's the closest thing I've got. Her name is Isis and she's like 12 years old and she's a little sweetheart
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Introduce your pet

do you buy parmesan in a block and grate it yourself or buy it pre grated? what kind of deli meats do you keep on hand? what unhealthy snacks do you most regularly buy?

eggsy
I don't really do much grocery shopping.
My parents buy parmesan already grated
I don't really eat deli meats
Donuts I guess
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would you rather have to only dress from your mother or father's wardrobe for a week? (to make it a bit more fair let's say that you get your own versions of clothing that is in your size!)

eggsy
My mother
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