My friend hid a maths text book in a plastic zip-lock bag in the cistern of a toilet and kept asking to be chaperoned to the toilet pretending to have upset stomach but actually managed to check answers to about five questions!” Bohaat tattay thay UMAIR MEIN.
There was this girl I liked in my school so I maned up and approach her and told her I like her and she replied “SHAKAL DEKHI HA APNI” and I replied “DEKH KAR HE TUMHARY PASS AAYA HU WARNA KATRINA KAIF KE PASS JATA” and all of her friends started laughing so hard.
Me: What do you like to do? Student: I like to ride a whore. Me: Do you mean horse? Student: Yes! Whore! It took me 5 minutes to understand that guy was literally talking about HORSE.
During my class with adult students they were doing masters , we were discussing about hobbies and interests using a third person point of view. One student wanted to talk about his son’s interest in ball sports. He said, “My son likes playing with his balls.” It wasn’t easy holding my laughter.
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One day I had to present something in class on the projector using my laptop. When you're plugged into the projector, everyone in the class can see your computer desktop. I realized-after everyone had seen it-that I had a folder named Sexy Pics! Everyone burst out laughing, and as I was trying to explain that they were just pictures of my friends that I had named as a joke, my teacher glared at me and told me to see her after class. I would barely make it through the presentation!
I start with a “v” and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Her voice.