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Do you believe that dreams can sometimes predict the future?

naina_rajpoot’s Profile PhotoLaraib Salahuddin
I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. I did this every quarter that year. I forgot that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake. She was PISSED—at the school for their error. The teacher also retired that year and had already thrown out his records, so they had to take my mother’s “proof” (the fake ones I made throughout the year) and “correct” the “mistake.” I’ve never told her the truth.

@Sheriyar_Haider or @mehvishkhan5 k bech koi scene hy kya ?😷

So there’s this really hot girl in my math class. And everyone knows I like her
But one day, she walked in looking like a freaking GQ model, and I accidentally out loud whispered “Shit, his face looks like the best chair” and the friend who sits in front of me turned around and said “WTH, that’s freaky and gross” and she moved her seat.
She gives me weird looks every time she sees me now.

@mehvishkhan5 or @Sheriyar_Haider ka koi scene hy 😥

One time in 6th grade we were at recess and while I was running to my friends, I just so happened to kick a HUGE rock (keep in mind, I was wearing flip-flops so it hurt like hell) and without thinking, I shouted at the top of my lungs “MOTHERFUCKER!” And with my god-awful luck, my math teacher was sitting at the bench right BESIDE ME. He then took me inside to what I thought was yell at me but he just couldn’t stop laughing and sent me back outside with a literal candy bar. He is still my favorite teacher I’ve ever had.
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