Rock Cowles
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How often do you change your hairstyle?

Some days I shave my head. Some days I don't.

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What is the most important thing you need to do today?

Live through it.

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What musical instrument would you like to play?

Acoustic Guitar

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What is your idea of paradise?

Perfect health, perfect weather, good friends, a good lady, my faithful dog, a good book, and a black American Express card.

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What is your Song of the week?

Sound of Silence - Disturbed
https://youtu.be/u9Dg-g7t2l4

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What song cheers you up? Post the music video for it!

Sound of Silence - Disturbed
https://youtu.be/u9Dg-g7t2l4

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What gadget are you addicted to?

Electric dog washer.

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What's the worst thing someone can do on a first date?

Bring their entire family with.

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Paul McCartney said: "If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian." What do you think about it?

I disagree. Maybe the average person, but many people still hunt, clean, and slaughter their own food.

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What crimes deserve the death penalty?

Murder, treason, rape, attempted murder, attempted rape.

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What is the last thing you do before bed?

Wax my nipples.

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Do you feel better when you embarrass someone that loves you?

Never. I don't ever like to embarrass anyone. Sometimes I am a bit more attached to the truth than is comfortable though.

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What kind of things are you interested in?

shiny

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What is the quality you most like in a woman?

Willingness to please.

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Cats or dogs?

Dogs. Fuck yeah.

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If you could own an exotic pet, what would you choose?

A giraffe.

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What's your biggest fear?

Urinal mints.

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How can someone earn $1,000,000?

Find someone who will give them a million dollars to do something, and then do it! Duh huh.

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If you could name a star in the galaxy what would you name it?

I think I can for $20.00 or so. How about "Tarnation"?

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What color shoes are you wearing today?

Bright Neon Blue Crocs.

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Where do you see yourself in the next 10 years?

I don't. One year at a time is my motto.

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Why do people lie?

Pick a sin.

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If you could spend the next year living anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Traveling Internationally with my girls.

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What is better than chocolate?

Chocolate Bacon.

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When is the world going to end?

Later.

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About Rock Cowles:

Father. Innovator. Contemplator. Designer. Philosopher. Gadfly. Artist. Ignostic. Contrarian. Libertarian. Pastafarian. Patriot. Mensan. Underwear Model. Imaginary Friend to the Stars. INTJ, "I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles

Upstate South Carolina

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