N'aw, good luck :) x
Thank you :) may I know who this is? :) x
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Aw that's so sweet! Have you met someone like that already or are you still waiting?
Still waiting but I think that I'm getting to the point when I've met someone. Not sure, though.
What would your ideal girlfriend be like? :)
Nice, kind, funny, caring, always there for me, really pretty, beautiful hair, lovely eyes, good to be with, never shy, nervous or embarrassed to talk to me and just the fact that they are a really lovely, beautiful person :)
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Would you let a gal suck you off
Sea gull or chav language for girl?
would you ever thefingercateproject your asshole , or would you ever cumdiepie your face or maybe ksiladifuck your anusx GG
Wow that's disgusting lol but I've done it too many times now...
would you santitise nathan prestons anus and lube it up ready for a soft wet sticky cock ? GG
Yes and maybe a creme pie for that lovely finisher.
Do you prefer being a retard or being a bender?
Bender.
You're shitter than Aidan roe at call of duty, that is saying something...
1. I've never played with him and judged his skillage.
2. I play it on the PS3 and he plays it on Xbox.
3. I haven't played on it in a very long time because everyone's so good at it nowadays.
2. I play it on the PS3 and he plays it on Xbox.
3. I haven't played on it in a very long time because everyone's so good at it nowadays.
What's the furthest from home you've been?
Halfway around the world to get to my favourite country, Australia :D
Did you give Nathan Preston a blumpkin??xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (if u don't know what a blumpkin is, google it)
Done it too many times to remember. I've done it soo many times, that his poo has changed colour from brown to blue poo! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Do you like olives?
Not at all.
What do you loom for in a man? Do you like big bum holio and drooping anus or long bendy penis with an attitude
I loom for nothing in a man. I'm not gay.
Is it true that you got upside down against the wall in a handstand and wanked and cumed all over your face? This is a serious statement from someone
Bit personal, but no, I didn't.
Would you lick out Dom brouders bum holy? Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ahhhh...done it so many times, that I know my way in and out without a map or satnav needed to guide me! I struggle on getting into the coin slot, though. Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Which movies or books have made a big impact on you?
I don't know how to answer this question because I have so many movies that have made a huge impact on me and I can't remember all of them. But the books, none has had an impact on me.
Are u a bum bandit? If not are you a poo pirate? Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I do both of those things. Mainly poo pirate, though. I put my Taliban balaclava on when I'm doing my duties. People have a lot of faith in my nowadays. Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
City or countryside? What do you prefer?
City because there's more things to get up to which are more modern than the countryside and there's much more people to meet.
Are you left handed or right handed?
Always ben right handed throughout my life.
Would you like to live in another country?
Deffinitely yes! I would do anything to get out of this shit hole!!
Did you get cockslapped by the Newton twins saggy scrotums?
Bit personal anon, but if you say so ;)
If you were to write a book what would it be about?
I have no idea.
Do you tolerate heat or cold better?
Heat!!!!
Do you fap over the Newton twins?xxxxxx
Sorry to offend you, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to give that a pass ;) xxxxxxx
How many hours do you spend fapping xxxxxxxxxxx
When I feel like it xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
How many hours a day do you listen to music?
Every hour.
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