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Where is the oddest place you have fallen asleep?

Margaaria’s Profile PhotoPrincesa Margarita♡
Wasn't that odd ; I lay down on my back , on a moorland hill top, to watch shooting stars & text some people (there's a really long story , but I'll cut it short) ~ fell asleep , woke up frozen stiff in my T-shirt @ 4a.m. , disorientated . . . went the wrong way , totally lost , fell tumbling down near vertical hills up to 100 metres , really batter , thought i was gonna die , no way of knowing when I would stop falling ; after one very bad tumble , went for my phone to light ~ it was gone . . .
~ when I finally got home , had to strip off totally outside coz covered in sheep & cow shit . . .
~ next day me & issah quartered the ground , ringing . . . amazingly , found the phone ~ buried in a cow-splatt ~ t'was ringing from within !
(there was one place I recognised ~ if i'd climbed a fence a metre to the right , i'd have fallen to my death , vertical into a quarry)

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Color of the day!

Blue is the colour soon arriving
When all the darkness of the mood just drifts away
Red has a habit of surviving
Can justice breathe some life into her guilty day
When purple leaves begin their falling
They mirror all the confidence that's gone
With orange lights illuminating
Familiar patterns calm the fears that make you run
I see all the colours of the rainbow
Indigo calls and beckons slowly
The consolation of a void in which to fall
And yellow ochre humbles lowly
A constellation flickers bright along the hall
Can green remain as fresh as dawning?
The vivid space suggested never to return
As bronze arrives after the morning
He silent as a tree lives falls and has to burn
I see all the colours of the rainbow

From the V-man: A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, "Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."

Noy-noy , Niall ; yer nat ti bi ttakkin loyke thott . . . . wazz it on OIRISH Bloynde ?
o'yll mit yee at thee ol' barrrr . . . ti bi shoor ; if oy git tharr furst oy'll putt a chalk mark on thee woyll . . . If yoi git thorr forst , rubb eet oyt ~ so wi'l noy . . .

Color of the day!

Choler (it's impossible to find on spell check , but it is proper English meaning a special type of anger ; a kind of bitter fury , moving to extreme violence)
~ color is not a word ; it's Americanese for COLOUR ~ YEAH ! my new netbook is set for English & agrees . . .
~ so , . . . . CHOLER !

Spaceman, i always wanted you to go into?

URANUS . . . . pronounced the British way . . . . . but the only flights available are from ~ Cape can , can , av . . . KUNTS !
~ but you may prefer to Niall them spaceman style . . . . . I'll stick to Cape..........

Do you think you are easy or hard to love and why?

Margaaria’s Profile PhotoPrincesa Margarita♡
Well , I think I'm totally very easy ; evidently the rest of the world don't agree .
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~ I can't get over my beginnings, I can't imagine my end
I want to escape this wilderness I'm living in, I want to be
Somebody's friend
I could do with a little peace, o lord, and my heart cries out
For love
But to realise all of one's fantasies hasgot to be too much . . . ~
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(TRUTH TIME)&&&..... Have you ever fallen out of love with someone?

Margaaria’s Profile PhotoPrincesa Margarita♡
Not FALLEN ~ more . . . . slipped .
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[after 4 years together , 2 of them married , my former wife said "o-o-o , I'm so happy , I feel I'm falling in love all over again . . . " . I dully realised , that something had had died for me . . . a year previously I'd given up an amazing position , move to the south coast of England (from Edinburgh) ~ to give her career opportunities a boost ; well I never stopped loving her , which is very different to 'being IN love' . We moved to Aberdeenshire , had our familly & survived for another 11 years , then I became a solo parent , & slowly died, omg]
* ~ well , you asked for truth time ~
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~ Blair-O is life ~
TRUTH TIME 

Have you ever fallen out of love with someone
Liked by: vanessa Jenny

What do love and food have in common?

Really good Love-making makes you ravenous . . . . some wimin don't understand this , & think your dissatisfied ; so you have to be careful . . . . . very-very careful !! (actually means the opposite, LMFBRO!)
Liked by: Jenny

What movies are my parents inviting me to watch? Is it: A) 50 Shades Darker Poo B) Manchester By The Sea C) Lego Batman D) Hidden Figures E) Patriots Day F) Loving G) The Great Wall H) A Curr For Wellness I) Fences ?? Think carefully young Jedi! ?

~ don't you know that they like to give you an awesome surprise , now that your a big girl ?
It'll be ~ 'Andy-Pandy & Wee Willy Winky's seaside adventure'

Have you ever cut someone else's hair?

Quinny07x’s Profile Photo.;-kaitlian.
Cut my boys hair , till they suggested they'd prefer otherwise ; but occasionally they'd still ask me to even in their teens , but they were so demanding & threatening , it made me nervous . . so eventually I wasn't keen ~
~ once cut a G/F's son's hair (at her request , coz thought I did an amazing job on my own's) ~ but it was a disaster , he was like a wild animal . We usually got on good , he was only 4 . . . then she told me , he was even worse at a hair dresser's !

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