I don't think so wbu

I got hit by a car when I was a toddler in a pram with my mum while we were crossing the road.

Several times.... I was diving for a log (in slow motion) when a bullet went past my ear so close I felt the heat ... had a fantastic motor cycle accident at 60 mph and got away with a busted shoulder...... near died of heart failure last year.... oh - and I married my wife..... sleeping near death/ next to a warm corpse every night - I told you not to discuss necrophilia in my presence... I prefer my women with some life...... not the kind that you need to have a strobe light and a slow speed time lapse camera on to see some movement.

Almost died of blood poisoning as I had an infection in my finger and it progressed to worse very quickly. The finger is now shorter on the hand that had surgery and more sensitive as it’s closer to bone