Like you are dying to hit the toilet seat but then some bastard shoves you off and mate with it, and you just stand and wait and get your shit together.
Nice people cannot master the art of existing and therefore, are God favorite and, well, God *is* actually in love with nice people. He stalks them and then abducts them.
What’s one thing you’re excited about that’s coming up in 2018?
Girl: What are you doing baby? 😙 Boy: On bed. Girl: doing what on bed baby?😍 Boy: eating cereal Girl: and what would you do if there was no cereal and just me, baby? 😚 Boy: I'll get up and get the cereal 😕 Girl: Chudap 😑
Which fictional character would be the most boring to meet in real life? 😑
Marcus from The Twilight Saga Eddard Stark from A Game Of Thrones.
See anybody can be good to u! 😉
You can seek the goodness in them by your nature, but you just cannot extract loyalty from their blood. Every voice that speak you nice, wasn't your friend. 💟
What will happen if Makeup n Filters don't exist in the world anymore? 😅
The face will look 5 inch slimmer and *no filters* will send many people to their respective graves